Me: Let's grab something for dinner!
GF: Sure, but let's go somewhere safe
Me:

Math is hard.

I am a little bit fat (just a little bit :D) and there is no such an avatar in devRant to represent my look. That makes me feel I'm lying about myself 😐

#Which party are you?
- [ ] Republican Party
- [ ] Democratic Party
- [x] LAN Party

margin-right: -100px !important

/bin/cat

Courtesy -

https://twitter.com/icelight_/...

502 Bad Gateway

end it now

Why you prefer sublimetext over notepad++ ?

The answer I got in most interviews is : It has a nice GUI.

How to hide your important files from people without making Hidden folders 

1. Go to Desktop and create a new folder
2. Name the folder Internet Explorer
3. Change the folder icon to Internet Explorer
4. Keep it in a corner of the desktop

Now, no one will open internet explorer :D

just a small change

LOL :D

Goals...

Spaces or tabs? - Semicolons!

I hope they know what they're doing!

So true..

When a traffic light has a merge conflict.

$ ./my_script.sh
> zsh: permission denied: ./my_script.sh
$ sudo ./my_scripts.sh
> sudo: unable to execute ./my_script.sh: Permission denied
$ sudo sudo ./my_script.sh ?
> zsh: shut the fuck up

This would be funny if it wasn't supposed to show the amount on my bank account.

So mixing it up a little today, Ranting about devs... actual drawing from a dev to a designer.

Just learned new skills...

Devquotes. It's about masturbation, means it's python and deep down it's about philosophy

Best Part of beeing a dev is that i don't have to dress well at all, sneakers and hoodie are fine, even in meetings :-)

The best parts of being a developer:

1. Full Internet access and admin rights.
2. It's nearly impossible for someone to tell if you are working or just zoning out.
3. We have the best online communities... because we make all of them.

<rant>
monday :/
</rant>

Finally, a use for older MacBooks.

Most helpful error log ever...

Who wants one?

About Brexit.

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"