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konstantinkrassmann

Joined devRant on 5/10/2016

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Programming commandment: Thou shall blame all bad code on thy comrade who has bequeathed your company!

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Heard the plumber yelling because of the work someone before him did on my heating system...

As a programmer:

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that feeling you get when you think you still have a lot to do in a module
then you recheck the requirements and turns out you've already finished the module

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there's nothing we can do about that!

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When you develop top-notch software but it won't perform well because your server is like

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Every sprint...

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devrant is not stackoverflow people. stop copying and pasting rants. It's likely we've seen it before. You're devs, use yo brains. #rant4rant #ctrlCctrlV

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Class DonaldTrump extends Shit implements Asshole {
public final boolean PRESIDENT = false;
public final String THINKING = "bullshit";
public void talk () {
System.out.println(THINKING);
}
}

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When you have 9 pull requests that have been sitting in the queue for the past 2 weeks

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devrant feels like 9gag for smart people

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all unit tests passing

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This right here..😂

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the moment i open a new tab..
and forget what was i going to do...

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When you are a programmer but someone ask you to fix their PC ;)

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