So people need to learn how to use a car in a safe manner and without pissing off other users before they get a license and are allowed to actually use one in the real world.

Sometimes, just sometimes, I wish this also applied to computers.

we got a new coworker who had no experience in coding. I was planning to leave the company (mainly because my other coworokers were jerks) but no one wanted to teach him so i started teaching the new guy. This was 4 months ago and He is the reason im still here and i enjoy my work again! :)

Forgot what I was looking for in the code....Shit happens

Friend found this at his office

Family: So what did you study at school?
Me: Software Engineering
Family: So you can make websites?
Me:

That personal Arduino project I made for my own use, is now going to the Paralympics in Rio with a potential medal winner.

"Falsehoods programmers believe about names" is old, brilliant and mysteriously missing from the search results. It's 40 points in all so read the full article over at https://kalzumeus.com/2010/06/...

been there

whenever I see someone named Jason it makes me giggle

The One thing every Dev should know about:
Never Push to production on Friday.

Coworker pushed to production yesterday.
Customer saw it and likes the new features.
Customer also saw a shitpile of Bugs.
Customer is angry and my weekend is runined

Straight to the brain

That feeling when people don't believe that you, an 18 year old IT student. Have developed a linux os but they have no problem with that a 7 year old developed a game.

*Compiled successfully on the first try

Me: Expecting SEG FAULT.

*No SEG FAULT

Me: Expecting logical error.

*Runs fine

Me: Aliens hacked my mind.

what do you feel when someone calls their laptop, Lappy?
I feel sad :(

This image is still the best explanation of a project.

Am I the only one who treats projects, products and code as people, and talk to them e.g. This is what I said recently to my executable "are you fucking kidding me? " and my fellow developer got confused whom I am talking to

Yes it is a wireless mouse! lol.

The best programming language is the one that works the way you think

Here's a favorite of mine. Managers need to be in meetings to be productive. Developers need to stay far away from meetings to be productive. Managers love to drag developers into meetings and then wonder why their productivity is down.

programmer's house

Well, that's true. ;)

I let my wife use my laptop for a minute. She closed all my tabs and I can't restore them. Our love died inside a little today.

So true...😆😆😆

The Technological Revolution has changed everything...

An urgent little patch in the code... 😌

In team Git merges be like 😛

the best way to learn programming is not by just reading books and coding basic examples. it is to take up a project which seems impossible and start doing it piece by piece, with the help of Google and stack overflow

Do you ever spend hours helping someone with a programming problem, trying to teach them and develop their skills, but at the back of you mind you're thinking, "no amount of help is going to save you from being a fucking cretin"?

Meth not even once ;)

Dammit cache!!
DAMMIT!!!!!