Internet speeds in india suck,
Here i am with max of 200KB/s
It is taking full hour to download mingw,
I should mention that it is foggy so that might be the culprit
I am more sad than angry

I literally just got a ticket that says "make the scrolling easier"

gonna be a great fucking day

Junior: I don't think the methodology you came up with is working.

Me: Why?

Junior: There's an exception when I ran it

Me: ...what exception

Junior: FileNotFoundError

Me: ......have you checked if the path to the file is correct?

Junior: No

(A few moments later)

Junior: Oh I forgot to decompress the zip. Nevermind.

who can create a ".me" website for me?💩

Happy birthday Linux

Did you solve the issue?

Well this happen to me before.

You all deserve happiness and I love you all.

Keep smiling 😁♥️

Just in case anyone wonder how Erlang looks like.... Well here's a Caesar cipher programme.

I despair at how most devs don't want to learn or self reflect if their code is clean.

It makes me hate this job some days.

Do you guys feel a need to create something "cool" and "unique" but have a hard time coming up with ideas?

School holidays be like:

"Yea! I finally have time to do projects that I like!"

When school starts again:

"How dafuq did I manage to do absolutely nothing in the past month?!?!"

Is he… you know… *clips through the floor* a Bethesda developer

Normal person: send nudes
Dev: send stickers

I am pretty fast...😂😂

Just shaved my beard and immediately regretted it. I look like a snail now... And my Linux skills are gone...

Downloaded a bitcoin wallet. Now i have two empty wallets.

In 2014,. I sold 0.17 btc for $87. I bought pizza with that money. It was delicious. I regret nothing.

when you check the commits to see who wrote shitty code

Showers

99% of my bugs are fixed whilst I'm in the shower

Honestly, I should just get a waterproof computer and write code in there

Dear Skype,

A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.

Dad: What? $15,554??? $14,354 is a lot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?

Source: Twitter @cryptomanran

Source: /r/programmerhumor

Rare old picture of a Linux Sysadmin enjoying a mug of tea after a hard day at work

You guys are scared about net neutrality?
Worry not, I got the solution to this.

click click...

*reload*
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hm.....

ah...

*hits ctrl+s*
*smiling*
*reloads*

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what the f..
..
..
hm....
hm....

aha
ctrl+alt+t
*confidentiality*
sudo sublime /opt/htdocs/learning_css/wrapping_text.html

********
o.O but my code ....it's here.....but why wasn't it showing....

*just to be safe*
ctrl+s
*reload*

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meh..... what was I thinking

*wastes time restarting xampp*
*searches CSS everywhere*
*steals working code*
*eyes red as hell*
*it's 3 am*
*after 1hr*

*accidentally reloads*

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| This will be |
| wrapped |
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o.O
*blinking in confusion*
what the .... how did it work....
I changed nothing.....

*realises*

Loser.

This is true.

Using an underpowered computer, makes you appreciate optimized programs

No doubt 😂