suddenly while you introduce yourself to everyone..

As a Dev,
I hate writing Docs.

As a Dev,
I hate it when there's no Docs.

Vicious Cycle.

The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware engineer with a software patch, and a user with an idea 😐

Man, that's a pretty serious SQL warning..

Hahaha 😂😂

So you want to learn coding overnight​? 😂

Meanwhile, someone had a plan.

I sang in front of the clients to demo an app for 30 seconds. It's a dating app that allow users to sing and record a song and send it to other person. It's a famous way of courting here in the Philippines.

That was my ridicolous and embarrassing meeting ever. Hahahaha

Screw you pointers...

A fucking shit happened.

I finished coding the front-end design of the website and pushed it to the PM and Boss to review. After 5 days, they came back and said that they made mistake. They gave me the wrong sitemap and design. 23rd June is the deadline, I hope they extend the deadline.

I think server down time is because of rain 🌧

It changed my life, really. 😁

My girlfriend comes in and sees me on devrant.

GF: "What is that app? I see you using it all the time. Is it like an endless blog with updates?"
Me: "It's kinda like facebook. But for developers. And you don't have any friends".
GF: "That seems like a sad app"

Boss: I need it done by tonight! Or you are fired!

* turns to laptop *

$> sl

* cries as the train passes :') *

Our university syllabus is so outdated, we are forced to do C programs in TurboC.
So we install Dosbox on Windows 8 machines...
1 upvote = 1 prayer

This is what our university recommends as reading material for databases. I'm still in denial that this exists.

One of my personal projects.
Just trying something new ☺

Vim + Monokai + Transperent Terminal.
(Damn, I should do this early)

da BEST debugger tool ever!

When you're not creative enough to make a post that would give you some stickers but you have a 3D printer...

How people feel after installing Kali Linux

Client: There is a high severity production issue.. you need to fix urgently..

Developer: I am on the way.. Will fix it once I reach home.

Client: I don't care where you are. Fix it right now😡😡

Developer

I'll start implementing this in my apps too.

Oops!

Got the best cake for my 30th birthday. Only if my wife understood what language I program with. I still love her though!

Nothing fancy...😮

Made me laugh so hard.

Back in College, I knew guys who when asked for Github profiles for an interview, signed up for Github and submitted their profile links.
Genius!
#BackInCollegeSeries

10 points for next century option.

Today I found out that I could inject HTML into our documentation system.
I quickly tested it with the <style> tag by setting all paragraph tags to have eye bleeding red backgrounds.
Then when seeing that it works I've made a modal that displays a blinking red alert with the headline "Access Denied!", a loading bar that says "Tracing intruder IP..." and another line "Erasing confidential information.. .".
Then I've added an animation to run on all paragraph, heading and list tags - first they bounce and then the become transparent.

Then I asked one of the interns to go to that specific document - one of the longest and most important manuals they have access to.
I then left the room and through a window watched the poor, panicking guy looking into the abyss and "realizing" that he somehow deleted the important files and will be traced down soon.

I had to tell him the truth to avoid a suicide in the office.

It was perfect! I will definitely do this to others! :D