shipping recursion

Can this be true 😂

Another programming job: the first 5,183 decimals of pi, in wood sticks. Took me three months to do. Now I start e

They finally came!

Damn Dijkstra!

WinRar a never ending trial license... lol

devRant is very good at this

Linux ❤️

Void ReleaseDopamine ()
{
ShowDoggyPicture("quot.png");
RandomJoke();
}

"I'll go get some more females" sounds very normal when you're in a hardware lab

Everyone loves dark themes. I think I'm alone.

How did you guys find devRant?

Me:
*Googled "Why PHP Sucks"*
*Landed on devrant.io*

I deleted a production folder for a laugh. 😂

Does anyone agree? 😄

Story of everyday when you are bored with your job and in life

Every.Single.Time!

Seriously OnePlus, stop trying to optimise my battery.

My alarm was ringing for over a minute without me realising it because it apparently decided it was unimportant enough to just silently fade into the background.
Ugh

Switch colleagues wireless mouses. The more colleagues, the funnier it gets :)

It was fun to watch my entire high school (~1200 people) freak out when I ran "net send * Big brother is watching you..." on what I found to be an insecure computer in my high school's library. Every single computer in the building displayed the pop up message. The town's IT director even showed up to figure out what happened.

I was caught, but they were more happy it wasn't a hacker, and that I discovered that the IT firm the town hired totally botched properly implementing network security, so I was let off the hook.

This is genius xD

Many, many years ago, Apple had this software you could install which allowed you to take full control of someone else's machine. Well, my mate who was a designer worked in a different office downstairs. I was often in their fixing stupid shit problems. While he was out on lunch, i installed and configured the software on his mac. After lunch I went back upstairs and watched his every move on my mac. He was in adobe inDesign creating some design for a brochure. He was in a text box changing the heading, i seized the opportunity and took control typing in the text box "i am a useless cunt", pissing myself, I then selected the text and increased the size and made it bold... then the phone rang.

This happened with me...

"I'm not ugly. I just reduce my graphics to have better performance."

Which programming language should I learn first

Anyone looking for something interesting to do???

Step 1) understand how basic circuitry works on a bread board nothing too fancy. ( Implement NAND, AND, ADDER, SUBTRACTOR)

Step 2) learn about microprocessors and how OS works

Step 3) learn assembly

Step 4)write a basic assembler and understand how loaders and linkers works !

Step 5) write a kernel with very basic features like memory management and process management and some drivers for IO

Step 5) write an emulator for some simple systems .! ex chip-8.

Step 6) read about compiler theory and automata

Step 7) write a basic Python interpreter that compiles (not interpreter) to native assembly.

Step 8) implement TCP stack .

Step 9) learn as much as u can about complexity measurement ), data structures and algorithms using C or C++ it's very important ( familiarity with pointers and thus computer memory )

Step 10) learn any high level language of choice like Python or Ruby.

Step 11) stop debating over tabs vs spaces , emacs vs vim , angular vs vue, php vs Python , OOps vs procedular vs functional ( just know about all of them and when to use but don't fucking debate over which one is superior )..

Step 12) live happily and be healthy.

"Please disable AdBlock to view the content."

No. I'll just leave. Bye.

Nothing against hamburger icon but come on!

How many can you count? ;)

Seriously, why? WHHHYYYY?

US-date-format sucks, every FUCKING TIME!

The only time I really notice is when the "month" is larger than 12:

05/13/2017
"5th of Dec... oh. Fuck. Not this shit again..."

(It makes no sense. Absolutely none.)

when the only solution to your problem is in a youtube video made by a lame 12yo kid