A: "It would be great if we can add a snack bar in our office."
B: "Why?"
A: "It makes our developers smarter."
B: "Why??"
A: "Jobs said 'stay hungry, stay foolish'. That's why we shouldn't makes our developers fool."

In 12 days, I will not only be getting a MacBook Air, but I will also have the honor of discontinuing using a Windows laptop after 4 long, extrutiatingly painful years

When I was first hired, I coded all day long and all was right with the universe. Then I got promoted. now all I do is attend meetings, grant access, and review other people's code. I need a demotion.

so I had a very important video conference for some rather large cloud infrastructure that Im engineering. I decide to look "smart" so i decided to wear a jersey during the video call. I aced the meeting, happy people all round. I walk to my room and my wife says "you do know your jersey is inside out...and back to front..and the label is sticking out from under your chin....How did the meeting go?" me:"..fine until you pointed out a look like a 2 year old dressed me !" ... well thats one way to kill the happy feels!

Come into work, 5 of our 18 employees have been fired. The boss stares at you with a gleam in his eye. This makes me want to program incredibly technical shizzle. Of course it does. There's nothing like a supportive work life balance :/

When your code works one day but not the next.

Hello, I can code a "hello world program" in Java, Python,C,C++,C#,Ruby,nodejs and in HTML do I qualify to be here?

gotta learn rails. anyone got a good book on it?

When you don't know what is the wrong with your code :'(

When everything works fine in dev but everything breaks in production. 🖕😠

Real fact!!!

Restarting a 70% completed project cause you've found a simpler way to implement it. 😅😅😅

that moment when you get mor notifications from devRant than Facebook you feel like you're home, like you know you are finally where you belong

Now I am doin more devRant than Quora :|

This right here..😂

Devlife

Spending whole day debugging one error. Fixed it in 10 minutes on the next day. Anyone else ?

Anyone else put in headphones with absolutely no intention of listening to anything, just to make people less likely to bother you?

cuting edge ux

You aint no dev son

Make sense ...

when i merge two files manually

Exception handling.

I hate programming.
I hate programming.
I hate programming.
IT WORKS!
I love programming.

Use Vim. What could happen?...

When a hiring manager wants 5+ years experience in Swift.

Swift release date = June 2, 2014

😂👍🖕

"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

Swift's structure is perfect as tableView's dataSource.

Me: "So, this is a new way to show to your clients the daily menu using a QR Code and..."

Client: "I like it. I wanna buy it."

Me: "What?"

Client:"This QR-thing. I wanna be the only one using it"

Me:"But you can't buy the QR Code technol..."

Client:"Don't bother me. I want it. And when I want it, I get it. I can pay, you know."

Me:"Ehm......Oooook."
Me: "It's 10$ for every QR Code that we, and only we, will create! But, hey! Shhh!!"

Need to award to people who still use IE