Mewwww........

This is how I write my header signatures ;)

Let me guess. I can't touch this?

It works on my machine...

That suspicious feeling, when everything seems to run as expected on the first attempt.

My cat loosed resolution, what should I do? :/

Illuminating...

Wait.
This is DevRant.
This is not my homework.
How did I get here?

Its always a feature. They just dont get it. 🙄

When your code does what you have not expected.

Credit: skillprogramming.com

Privacy is a legend

Windows 10 really improved battery charge time! I'm impressed!

When you're preparing for a hard disk format:

Scalability

!rant

Fun fact

Did you know that there is a UNIX command called "tac" which prints the contents of a file from bottom to top, unlike "cat" which prints them top to bottom.

Declare variables not War :0
Execute programs not People :p

A lot of my friends have tried to get into programming, for various reasons. The reason why many of them end up quitting it soon is that they don't understand that programming is thinking, not typing.

Finals for the Belgian Olympiad in Informatics in an hour. I'm stressed. Had the second best score in the first round so pressure is on

when your code is a mess but everything work out in the end

What is machine learning?

Coworker's whiteboard today

Long story short, one of our interns got this present from me hehe. He loved it.

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?" 

- DoS Attack

Salary negotiation

What do you call a snake that’s exactly 3.14 feet long?

A πthon

Oh yes I know how it feels.

Me: will you be my date this valentine's day?

Her: What? No ways!!

Me: sudo will you be my date this valentine's day?

Her: Hell ya !! 😘
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Me: *wakes from sleep* Damnit, wish I could sudo everything!!😓

Long rant ahead.

Holy shit is this hard.

I'm not a dev, but I'm working really hard to become one. I come home from work every day at 7:00pm and study between 3 and 5 hours of coding, and finally I'm starting to make decent responsive web pages. I got excited, finally the studies are paying off and I guess I got carried away and told a "friend" about it.

"What?, But making web pages its fucking easy anybody can do web pages! I did mine with dreamwiever, is that even considered development"

And there goes my self steem holy shit..I know, I know its not development, Im not a programmer neither do I pretend to be one but holy shit.

I guess I wish some people would anderstand the amount of effort that can go into an app or web..

when i present the new feature in front of qa

Syntax error!