Oh shit

So when everyone is posting their setup. Here is mine with two 34" monitors (curved) and some LEDs because no lamp did fit on the desk anymore :D

I hope it works now because it didn't upload the image the last two attempts...

I love these wires.

New shipment is in. You can never have enough Raspberry Pi's. ;)

I 😍 non-ascii characters, how about u?

Got the best cake for my 30th birthday. Only if my wife understood what language I program with. I still love her though!

I'm going to get message from the NSA for posting this. 😂😂

Debugging comments be like...

Story of my life..

when your code is a mess but everything work out in the end

!rant

I made devRant pancakes!
yummy

“Knock, knock.”

“Who’s there?”

very long pause….

“Java.”

She know it.

😁😁

Me doing CSS:

My girlfriend doesn't talk to me anymore after I said I helped the new girl to do some penetration testing.

Well... Erm...

Forbes has, by far, the shittiest and most user-unfriendly website I've ever gone to, in this gigantic clusterfuck we call the Internet. I honestly don't understand how they felt their site design is OK. Fuck their dev team manager.

Let's run down some of its worst offenses, shall we? FORCED ANTI-ADBLOCK, shitton of ads (some of which are extremely invasive and dangerous), autoplaying sidebar video WITH SOUND ON, that fucking social sidebar & collapsed navigation, and their mind-bogglingly irrelevant, frustratingly obnoxious, & totally pointless Quote of the Day, which itself has ads and A FORCED COUNTDOWN to go to the fucking article you went there to read to begin with.

The articles themselves on Forbes are solid, so why do they have to ruin it with this shit? I will never go to a Forbes link again. No article is worth facing their torture chamber.

TLDR: Fuck you Forbes, your site is absolutely the shittiest on the entire web (which is quite a feat).

+1 if you like my new laptop skin...

Cable management goals 😀

I thought the antenna actually did something... nevermind

Just realised my coding music sucks. Share your coding playlists!

I can see into the future

A bug a day keeps ego away.

True story

When back-end engineers get excited about something.

Everyday i used to spend an hour in the morning reading emails.

Until i made a script that reads all mails, parses to urgent/priorities/meetings etc. Then shows me a dashboard of everything. 1 hr turned to 20mins max.

Then i made a chatbot out of it and now i just talk to it everytime and gives me the rundown.

Gave me so much time to code instead of reading fucking emails.

Working on some code which relies on a remote api. Then the network speed suddenly drops to 14kbs. FUCKING FUCK FML

CPU abbreviation

!Rant
Won $10,000 in a hackathon today.
Now, time to implement!!

me, when the deadline is next week