Hired and Paid as a web developer.

But sitting here adding products to a woocommerce site.

To all the people giving advice in my previous rant (https://devrant.com/rants/1627035/...), thanks!

I've spent a weekend running high and naked through the forest, and decided to quit my job.

Fuck PHP. Fuck Laravel. Fuck hipster startup companies. Rasmus Lerdorf, Taylor Otwell and my CEO can all go suck each other's cocks in a sloppy mess of saliva, cum and type errors.

I'm so sick of spinach smoothies and weakly typed languages. All active record ORMs are retarded, VueJS is worse than JQuery, Fatal error: Call to a member function iHatePHP() on null. WHY DOES PHP EVEN HAVE METAPROGAMMING METHODS, WHY THE FUCK DOES LARAVEL CHOOSE EASY OVER SAFE.

I'm going to use my heavily abused Macbook to surf out of this mess, on a collapsing wave of unresolved bugs.

On to the next PHP/Laravel job at a hipster startup!

you always learn something new everyday.

Strike a male USB cable on the back of an iMac, and you get yourself an unexpected shutdown.

oh, and a few cool sparks as well.

I am not expert but what kind of UX writing is this.
Do they think this is cool ?

*i am a teenager*

*i don't have credit card*

*can't buy anything*

*sees unixstickers is $1*

*pulls out a dollar from physical wallet*

*throws in the air*

*cries*

I FUCKING LOVE JAVASCRIPT...

The solution to fast internet and bug free code!

😢 ..damn true...

The newest iPhone really seems like a top notch smartphone!

Please don’t kill me 😅

The scariest thing since curled brackets

Backend people

My type of train station.... Especially when my trains at platform 0 🚉

True AF

Got a new mouse! (old one broken)
This thing is so sexy!!! 😍
> SteelSeries Rival 600

Last night was my first ever MeetUp to meet other coders.

Open my laptop and power up...

Widows is applying updates.... 30 fucking minutes!

Cringe.

The swag of python :D

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Naming contest:

These two 'new' servers need hostnames.
Names must be within the following constraints:

* Names must be female
* Names must be pronouncable and writable in ASCII standard set of characters.
* Names are preferred to reference to duo's, like sisters, twins, dynamic duo's like chip and dale, but female.

Previous servers were name 'tairu' & 'mairu' (heroic age) and 'karen' & 'tsukihi' (nisemonogatori)

Let's see if the devrant community can surprise me.

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