Make enough passive income to quit my job, live in the mountains and develop something i like without feeling guilty for not using the time to work on money yielding projects instead.

Response time of different people on Whatsapp:

Best Friend: 5-10 sec
Friend: 1-2 min
Best Friend(Girl): 3-5 min
Girl Friend: 1-2 day 😢
Client(when me solving bug): 0.00005 sec

Client(when me asking payment): *Blocked*

😕😕😕😕😕

First day at Internship. Did absolutely nothing other than filling up a police verification form

There's no better feeling than seeing a 5* review on your game after a rough day <3

relatable ! 😂😂

If you don’t have a CS degree... this question isn’t for you to answer with “I don’t have a degree but...”

My devDuck is ill. I'm unable to code well.

I collect dunnies 😍

yeah learn to code from a youtube video and you'll magically get a 60K paying job

Got some phat l00t from FOSDEM 😋😁
Full-size pic: http://nixmagic.com/pics/...

Just was at the FOSDEM beer party and although it was so busy that the line to get a beer took insanely long to get shorter, I met some really cool people and it was quiet nice to be among so many people who mostly share the same mindset!

Two days to go 😁

At FOSDEM right now. For one, this is fucking heaven and secondly:

The amount of stickers here 😍

Tl;dr: I spent more than 2 hours and $429 on a book thats as thin as a pancake.

I needed to go to my campus to pick up my textbook from the school store for my Software Management class. The bookstore is in the building next to the construction site. I had to park on the opposite side of the campus and walk the 2.3 miles to the store, stand in line for 20 minutes to have them tell me that i need a printed out class schedule. I had to walk all the way back to the building next to where i parked to print out my schedule in the library. I then walked all the way back to the bookstore, and the line has maybe tripled in size. I stand in line nearly an hour to have them tell me that they no longer had rentals available for my book, even though i reserved one (they thought it was cool to just rent it to someone else apparently). So instead of paying $45 on a rental, i payed $429 for a brand new textbook that looks like a magazine. Its stupid thin, i could probably read and study it all in less than a week. Thinking of this, i ask the cashier about return policy. She says i can't return it, but i can sell it back to them within 10 days of purchase for about half the price i paid for it. I walk the 2.3 miles back to my car, decide to sell the book on Amazon or something after the semester, and once again leave my campus angry. I cannot wait to be done with this place.

1. Find a decent, entry level job at a company for full time
2. Graduate from my two year tech school with my degree
3. Apply/start at a university for my Bachelor's degree.
4. Start actually building my database application project. Its been on the back burner for over a year.
5. Try not to be so doubtful or unsure of dev skills. Try being less anxious to ask for advice or explanations, and dont let lack of knowledge discourage or embarrass me from growing my skills.

My to-do list is a stack when it should be a queue

One of the things I love the most about programming is that sometimes you feel like you're taking a step forward when you're taking a step back... and sometimes you feel like you're taking a step back when you take a step forward.

Or maybe that's just me. XD

Working on a script that shows weather in a notification because why the hell not.

[edit] such compression much wow, thanks devrant

Working
Yu Gi Oh

Well it's nothing I wrote myself but I don't know why it exists.

I currently work on a reasonably big LaTeX (markup/typesetting) project.
For what ever reason someone had the glorious idea to build a Compiler in Java to compile the LaTeX sources to PDF, so far so good.
The problem is that
1. Most people working on that project either use an editor with its own compiling functionality or
2. use the shell script in the same fucking directory

Of course the Compiler is also slower than both of the above and tends to crash.

Well at least it's not my time which went into there.

Dream.. Keep dreaming 😂 😂

Flashback to the time that EA got downvoted to -667,000 karma and somehow got gilded 96 times!

Perhaps I should just stick to software development

"I have this great idea for an app, it'll be like Facebook but better"

How I imagine the conversation went before devrant was made

I have been in devRant for 2+ years, and I didn't posted a face-reveal until now.

Now I am doing it.

This is ME.

(And if you want to post yours too, you're welcome!)

"I'll put this shopping list on my phone so I don't forget it!"

FUCK THESE FUCKING ARTICLES THAT MAKE YOU CLICK THROUGH 87290 COCK SUCKING PAGES TO READ THE SHIT. ESPECIALLY WHEN ITS ONLY LIKE TWO PARAGRAPHS WORTH OF STUFF!!

AND FUCK YOU EVEN MORE FOR ALLOWING THESE DISGUSTINGLY LARGE ADS TO TAKE UP NEARLY THE ENTIRE DAMN SCREEN SO ITS ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE NOT TO CLICK ONE.

I just wanted to read some shit I didnt know about the Trojan War but now ill neVER FUCKING KNOW BECAUSE IM NOT GONNA CLICK A THOUSAND TIMES THROUGH A MINE FIELD TO FUCKING FIND OUT.

Windows: No internet connection.

Me: Runs troubleshooter.

Windows: Problem found and resolved: Default Gateway Server is not available

Me: Wait.. since when can windows fix user input?!

Windows: Still no internet connection

I love to program in wireshark too!

Sooo... This happen when you rubber duck debug?

src: https://i.redd.it/kqwplwq4owq01.jpg

Types :w to save document in LibreOffice.

Oh.