Send me the link!

About to start the custom build ♥️🖥️♥️

Dark IDE

This is so me

2018 100% working method to Hak any WiFi 🙃

Let's create an Antivirus

> had an exam with a friend

> we both go to comp sci college

> had to write a fucked up algorithm in matlab

> he hates matlab

> he completes the task

> the variable that outputs the result is called holocaust

> he gets sent to dean

> expelled

Haha! Command lines :-P

They must be from Planet Jungle. :/

Machine Learning

"Oh I notice you have already run uglify?"

Coder: "No"

Burned it 🔥

That's a good plan🤣

made my day

Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

grabbed

Coworker in my team recently said to boss:

"Thanks, this conversation with you has taught me so much about single-threaded blocking I/O"

Some random PR comments from our company's repository:

"Are you insured? I hope you are insured"

"Learning git is not that difficult. You only need one command: git reset --hard"

*Link to amazon for dog poop bags*
"Please clean up your shit, before I step in it"

"Have you thought about a career in sales? At least there you might sell your bullshit"

Optimism :p

Halloween is right around the corner and I'm getting ready for the trick or treating kids 😂

That php joke again....

Aha...

Best quote I have seen in a while...

My wife is getting better and better each day writing code. And she is starting to really love the terminal too!
With this rate, she is going to know more GNU+Linux than me.
😎

Worship her, not Kardashians.

Great timing

Impressive achievement

Canadian Issues

I love the internet.

I love the sound of a keyboard.

Don't want to break your commit streak on Github.
So you change one line and :-
git add .
git commit -m "Minor Tweak"
git push

VOILA ! the box is green for today . *Evil Smile*