Thumbs Up If you agree, Thumbs Up if you disagree, Thumbs Up if you are not interested. That's how this works right?

Tee hee

Purchasing a new computer these days....

Hey there Ranters,

So I am big film and video guy. I was wondering what good IT shows you guys watching. My all time favorite is The IT Crowd. Most recent show i am watching is Silicon Valley.

Any suggestions?

Some nice tricks to save you guys some time.

For my front end developers: www.blisk.io

For my backend developers:
www.syntaxdb.com

Love,
A Proud Ranter

Two programmers have been arrested and currently sit in a jail cell.

Programmer 1: Hey I think we had too much too drink.
Programmer 2: I believe that is a logically assumption.
Officer: You have a phone call.
Programmer 1: Yes, it's my lawyer!

Phone: Is Steve Smith ?
Programmer 1: Yes, who is this?
Phone: Hi, this is Jane calling from Tech Hub Recruiting....
Programmer 1: HOW DID YOU FIND ME?!

I was asked how I view a "User". I showed them this picture. They didn't have any more questions.

That moment when you leave your phone with devRant open and your boss walks in to your office and recognizes it.

#NotSureIfFiredOrGettingARaise

FFFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK!
endRant();

Easy rant that sets me off. Creating an ERD with correct Database Normalization from an existing clusterfuck!

Can't argue with facts....

Boss: Ready for deployment?
Me: No, there's still a few bugs.
Boss: let me know when they are fixed!
(Goes back to desk, runs without any issues)
Me: It all finished.
Boss: Wow how did you fix it so fast.
Me: I have no idea.