Watched so many tutorials recently, my inner English voice started having an Indian accent!

Hello world in different programming language.

As much as i love Ubuntu... This is so true.

Ability to finish a side project before starting a new one

Gary's a prick

(was teaching C++ to a newbie)

Me: aight, so to print a statement, you type cout.

(Proceeds to do so)

Her: um, okay but printer is not connected.

Me: aw, you poor thing.

No jack

To summarize it all.

Most painful thing I have ever seen....

Designers be like...

🐶🐶🐶

true story

Google: "Please prove you're a human."
Me: "Hello Google, I'm human!"
Google: "Prove you're a human..."
Me: *Stabbing my finger and dripping blood on the computer*
Google "Prove you're a human!!"
Me: *Crying, laughing, expressing feelings*
Google: "Prove you're a human I said!!!"
Me: "4527"
Google:" Thank you."

Did anyone reach this black background? (score > 800)
Are there any more levels? I didn't try.

A bit of an old Stack Exchange post, I wonder if anyone remembers this one...

Bored waiting for code to compile so here is a joke someone sent me last week .....

A man walks in a bar with his pet monkey. He sits down and orders a drink, meanwhile the monkey is running around all over the place and jumps up on a pool table. He grabs the 8 ball, shoves it into his mouth and swallows it hole.

"Holy crap!" says the bartender, completely livid. He says to the man, "Did you see what your stupid monkey just did?"

"Nope. What did he do this time?" says the man.

"He just swallowed one of the balls off the pool table, whole!" says the bartender.

"Yeah, well I hope it kills him 'cause he's been driving me nuts" says the man.

After finishing his drink, the man leaves.

A few weeks later the man returns to the bar with his monkey. After ordering a drink, the monkey starts running wild around the bar again. Up on the bar, he monkey finds some peanuts. He grabs one out of the bowl, sticks it up his butt, then pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted.

"Did you see what your stupid monkey did this time?" he asks.

"What now?" responds the man.

"He stuck a peanut up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says the bartender.

"Well, what do you expect?" replied the man. "Ever since he ate that pool ball he measures everything first!"

When you can see the future

laptop gamers....

left one is me, right one is my friend when we talked about password security

First, I get 150 ++'s and then I get this shirt! Best birthday ever!

rull.css

#rap-artists
{
word-spacing: 0;
}

This is just amazing!

Think outside the box

I will bring my minecraft ocelot plush to the office for this purpose.

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to make it your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl out.

No caption needed

A+ use of wallpaper

Franz is his name, he is our new programmer. He got task to made a calendar to display ongoing ads with javascript, and damn good he done it fast. Until today, he not coming because he got ill and i have to edit his calendar code because there's a change request.I look at his code and thinking how he read this code? no indentation, bracket everywhere, etc. Then I call him:

Me: Franz, can you explain your code to me?
Franz: Sure, but.. umm.. I forgot to bookmark the stackoverflow link.
Me: ...

It's when you lack electricity that you really start to question your life style

I did but still no response