I'll just leave this here

And on Fridays we all say together...

✨
✨ DON'T ✨
✨
✨ PUSH ✨
✨ ✨
✨ TO ✨
✨
✨ PRODUCTION ✨
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✨

FUCK

PRESSED CTRL+C IN THE WRONG TERMINAL

BYE BYE HOURS OF WAITING 😞

This is hilarious 😂😂

Minimum punishment it is

..........

Just saw this in hackerrank 🤣🤣🤣🤣

No, thank you.😆

Oh well

Some ideas for variable names. Thank me later :))

1. bool sheet;
2. int entionally;
3. char mander;
4. double penetration;
5. string cheese;
6. long schlong;

Why😂😂😂😂

So, my wife sends me this picture because our car had 111,111 miles on it. Of course she called me a nerd when I told her, "That is awesome because if you ignore the .3 on the trip odometer it is 63 and that in binary is 111111"

1969 vs 2017

My boss hate TOR, and so does many of my colleagues

Today, I am testing their faith in me

One of my friends purchased a bootable USB of ubuntu for around 40 USD.

Seriously....

That's the exact question that came to me 2 years back when I was also going to go to sleep early tonight

It's self explanatory

Some guy just called it "Jithub"

Never heard of that before

" If you can put an axe through it, it's hardware; if you want to put an axe through it, it's software. " -- Unknown

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.

Linux : Born to Be Root
Windows : Born to Re Boot

Oldies

The bugs have learned to hide

Thanks for your help bro.

It's never a "5 minute fix".

I am th3 haxx0rz!

I'd be living a second dream that I still want to realize. I'd be a hardstyle/raw hardstyle (rawstyle) producer and dj. I'd love to be at the same level of a few artists like Malice, Rooler, Radical Redemption, Regain =)

Yesterday way my one year devRant anniversary! It's been a good year guys and gals (and whatever genders are out here). I can't be bothered to look up rant counts etc right now because I'm in the middle of my exams and I'm fucking exhausted but a bit thanks to trogus and dfox for creating this awesome platform and also a big shoutout to all the awesome people I met through here and have good contact with :). Keep rocking, devs!

So for the past 10 work days I've had my exams (study is software development). I already know that i passed 3 out of 4 stages but I'll get the results of my 4th (aka if i passed the exams) tomorrow. I'm so fucking nervous.