Its Friday, you all know what that means! ... Its results day for practiseSafeHex's most incompetent co-worker!!!

*audience: wwwwwwooooooooo!!!!*

We've had a bewildering array of candidates, lets remind ourselves:

- a psychopath that genuinely scared me a little
- a CEO I would take pleasure seeing in pain
- a pothead who mistook me for his drug dealer
- an unbelievable idiot
- an arrogant idiot obsessed with strings

Tough competition, but there can be only one ... *drum roll* ... the winner is ... none of them!

*audience: GASP!*
*audience member: what?*
*audience member: no way!*
*audience member: your fucking kidding me!*

Sir calm down! this is a day time show, no need for that ... let me explain, there is a winner ... but we've kept him till last and for a good reason

*audience: ooooohhhhh*

You see our final contestant and ultimate winner of this series is our good old friend "C", taking the letters of each of our previous contestants, that spells TRAGIC which is the only word to explain C.

*audience: laughs*

Oh I assure you its no laughing matter. C was with us for 6 whole months ... 6 excruciatingly painful months.

Backstory:

We needed someone with frontend, backend and experience with IoT devices, or raspberry PI's. We didn't think we'd get it all, but in walked an interviewee with web development experience, a tiny bit of Angular and his masters project was building a robot device that would change LED's depending on your facial expressions. PERFECT!!!

... oh to have a time machine

Working with C:

- He never actually did the tutorials I first set him on for Node.js and Angular 2+ because they were "too boring". I didn't find this out until some time later.

- The first project I had him work on was a small dashboard and backend, but he decided to use Angular 1 and a different database than what we were using because "for me, these are easier".

- He called that project done without testing / deploying it in the cloud, despite that being part of the ticket, because he didn't know how. Rather than tell or ask anyone ... he just didn't do it and moved on.

- As part of his first tech review I had to explain to him why he should be using if / else, rather than just if's.

- Despite his past experience building server applications and dashboards (4 years!), he never heard of a websocket, and it took a considerable amount of time to explain.

- When he used a node module to open a server socket, he sat staring at me like a deer caught in headlights completely unaware of how to use / test it was working. I again had to explain it and ultimately test it for him with a command line client.

- He didn't understand the need to leave logging inside an application to report errors. Because he used to ... I shit you not ... drive to his customers, plug into their server and debug their application using a debugger.

... props for using a debugger, but fuck me.

- Once, after an entire 2 days of tapping me on the shoulder every 15 mins for questions / issues, I had to stop and ask:

Me: "Have you googled it?"
C: "... eh, no"
Me: "can I ask why?"
C: "well, for me, I only google for something I don't know"
Me: "... well do you know what this error message means?"
C: "ah good point, i'll try this time"

... maybe he was A's stoner buddy?

- He burned through our free cloud usage allowance for a month, after 1 day, meaning he couldn't test anything else under his account. He left an application running, broadcasting a lot of data. Turns out the on / off button on the dashboard only worked for "on". He had been killing his terminal locally and didn't know how to "ctrl + c a cloud app" ... so left it running. His intention was to restart the app every time you are done using it ... but forgot.

- His issue with the previous one ... not any of his countless mistakes, not the lack of even trying to make the button work, no, no, not for C. C's issue is the cloud is "shit" for giving us such little allowances. (for the record in a month I had never used more than 5%).

- I had to explain environment variables and why they are necessary for passwords and tokens etc. He didn't know it wasn't ok to commit these into GitHub.

- At his project meetups with partners I had to repeatedly ask him to stop googling gifs and pay attention to the talks.

- He complained that we don't have 3 hour lunch breaks like his last place.

- He once copied and pasted the same function 450 times into a file as a load test ... are loops too mainstream nowadays?

You see C is our winner, because after 6 painful months (companies internal process / requirements) he actually achieved nothing. I really mean that, nothing. Every thing was so broken, so insecure / wide open, built without any kind of common sense or standards I had to delete it all and start again ... it took me 2 weeks.

I hope you've all enjoyed this series and will join me in praying for the return of my sanity ... I do miss it a lot.

Yours truly,
practiseSafeHex

I have been gone a while. Sorry. Workplace no longer allows phones on the lab and I work exclusively in the lab. Anyway here is a thing that pissed me off:

Systems Engineer (SE) 1 : 😐 So we have this file from the customer.
Me: 😑 Neat.
SE1: 😐 It passes on our system.
Me: 😑 *see prior*
Inner Me (IM): 🙄 is it taught in systems engineer school to talk one sentence at a time? It sounds exhausting.
SE1: but when we test it on your system, it fails. And we share the same algorithms.
Me: 😮 neat.
IM: 😮neat, 😥 wait what the fuck?
Me: 😎 I will totally look into that . . .
IM: 😨 . . . Thing that is absolutely not supposed to happen.

*Le me tracking down the thing and fixing it. Total work time 30 hours*

Me: 😃 So I found the problem and fixed it. All that needs to happen is for review board to approve the issue ticket.
SE1: 😀 cool. What was the problem?
Me: 😌 simple. See, if the user kicked off a rerun of the algorithm, we took your inputs, processed them, and put them in the algorithm. However, we erroneously subtracted 1 twice, where you only subtract 1 once.
SE1: 🙂 makes sense to me, since an erroneous minus 1 only effects 0.0001% of cases.

*le into review board*

Me: 😐 . . . so in conclusion this only happens in 0.0001% of cases. It has never affected a field test and if this user had followed the user training this would never have been revealed.
SE2: 🤨 So you're saying this has been in the software for how long?
Me: 😐 6 years. Literally the lifespan of this product.
SE2: 🤨 How do you know it's not fielded?
Me: 😐 It is fielded.
SE2: 🤨 how do you know that this problem hasn't been seen in the field?
Me: 😐 it hasn't been seen in 6 years?
IM: 😡 see literally all of the goddamn words I have said this entire fucking meeting!!!
SE2: 😐 I would like to see an analysis of this to see if it is getting sent to the final files.
Me: 🙄 it is if they rerun the algorithm from our product. It's a total rerun, output included. It's just never been a problem til this one super edge case that should have been thrown out anyway.
SE2: 🤨 I would still like to have SE3 run an analysis.
Me: 🙄 k.
IM: 😡 FUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOU

*SE3 run analysis*

SE3: 😐 getting the same results that Me is seeing.
Me: 😒 see? I do my due diligence.
SE2: 😐 Can you run that analysis on this file again that is somehow different, plus these 5 unrelated files?
SE3: 😎 sure. What's your program's account so I can bill it?
IM: 😍 did you ever knooooow that your my heeeerooooooo.

*SE3 runs analysis*

SE3: 😐 only the case that was broken is breaking.
SE2: 😐 Good.
IM: 🤬🤬🤬🤐 . . . 🤯WHY!?!?
Me: 😠 Why?
SE2: 😑 Because it confirms my thoughts. Me, I am inviting you to this algorithm meeting we have.
Me/IM: 😑/😡 what . . . the fuck?

*in algorithm meeting*

Me: 😑 *recaps all of the above* we subtract 1 one too many times from a number that spans from 10000 to -10000.
Software people/my boss/SE1/SE3: 🤔 makes sense.
SE2:🤨 I have slides that have an analysis of what Me just said. They will only take an hour to get through.
Me: 😑 that's cool but you need to give me your program's account number, because this has been fixed in our baseline for a week and at this point you're the only program that still cares. Actually I need the account to charge for the last couple times you interrupted me for some bullshit.

*we are let go.*

And this is how I spent 40+ useless hours against a program that is currently overrunning for no reason 🤣🤣🤣

Moral: never involve math guys in arithmetic situations. And if you ever feel like you're wasting your time, at least waste someone else's money.

#LongRant

I AM SO FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW OF ALL YOU DICKHEADS WHO DON'T KNOW SHIT 'BOUT PROGRAMING AND STILL QUALIFY FOR THE NEXT ROUND!

Background: I am a final year student of Computer Science. This time of the year, companies come to the campus to recruit potential employees for their vacant positions. But during the COVID-19 times, the number of such companies and jobs have gone a little down. Two companies came to our university for recruitment — DXC Technology and Hanu Software. I cleared the aptitude/code test for DXC and appeared for the interview, which went fairly well. Waiting on the results. The rant is about the other company.

The Story: I am learning and working on Cloud (AWS specifically) for the past 1 year. I have a cloud Certification in Oracle and working my way to get Azure Certified. Hanu Software, which is a core cloud company (works on Azure) came to our campus for the recruitment (Cloud Engineer). Their test had these sections —
1. Personality (54 Questions; 15 minutes)

2. Verbal (20 Questions; 20 minutes)

3. Reasoning (15 Questions; 15 minutes)

4. Technical (25 Questions; 25 minutes)

5. Quantitative (15 Questions; 15 minutes)

As soon as I finished my Interview with DXC, I had my Hanu test within 30 minutes. I have a Mac so the test by default started on Safari. After completing 4 sections, I receive a mail in Junk from Hanu which stated that only Chrome or Firefox can be used to give the test. AHH! And on Safari.. the platform on which the test was being conducted didn't ask me for any camera permission (the test is monitored, can't even change windows/switch tabs). I then changed the browser to Mozilla Firefox and somehow finish the test. After finishing, I call up my classmates to find out how their test go. Know what? FUCKING TWATS USED GOOGLE LENS TO FIND OUT THE ANSWERS!

Last night, the list of qualifying students arrived and obviously I didn't make it to the list, but those dumbfucks did who don't even know what Cloud technology is or how it works. Neither they could do any average level program, nor have the communication skills. HOW?! HOW THEM AND NOT ME? Life is very unfair sometimes. I couldn't sleep at night.

PS: If you made this far, thank you for reading this rant (and sorry for it being so long). Makes it better to be able to share with someone. If you could, then please guide me (online resources/recommendations) to be better at competitive programming, or help me enhance my resume/linkedin or if you could refer me for an entry level position at your organisation, I would eternally be grateful. Thank you once again. And sorry for the long rant.

About 2 years ago, our management decided to "try outsourcing". I was in charge for coordinating dev tasks and ensuring code quality. So management came up with 3 potential candidates in India and I had to assess them based on Skype calls and little test tasks. Their CVs looked great and have been full of "I'm a fancy experienced senior developer." ....After first 2 calls I already dismissed two candidates because they had obviously zero experience and the CV must have been fake. ..After talking to the third candidate, I again got sceptical. The management, however, started to think that I'm just an ass trying to protect my own position against outside devs. They forced me to give him a chance by testing him with a small dev task. The task included the following statement

"Search on the filesystem recursively, for folders named 'container'. For example '/some_root_folder/path_segments/container' " The term 'container' was additionally highlighted in red!

We also gave him access to a git repo to do at least daily push. My intention was to look at his progressions, not only the result.
I tried the task on my own and it took me two days, just to have a baseline for comparison. I, however, told him to take as much time as he needs. (We wanted to be fair and also payed him.)

..... 3 weeks went by. 3 weeks full of excuses why he isn't able to use git. All my attempts to help him, just made clear that he has never seen or heard of git before. ...... He sent me his code once a week as zip per email -.- ..... I ignored those mails because I made already my decision not wanting to waste my time. I mean come on?! Is this a joke? But since management wanted me to give him a chance .... I kept waiting for his "final" code version.

In week 5, he finally told me that it's finished and all requirements have been met. So I tried to run his code without looking at it ..... and suprise ... It immediately crashed.

Then I started to look through the code .... and I was ..... mind-blown. But not in a good way. .....

The following is what I remember most:

Do you remember the requirement from above? .... His code implementing it looked something like this:

Go through all folders in root path and return folders where folderName == "/some_root_folder/path_segments/container".

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Alone this little peace of code was on sooooooo many levels wrong!!!!! Let me name a few.

- It's just sooooo wrong :(
- He literally compared the folderName with the string "/some_root_folder/path_segments/container"...... Wtf?!?
- He did not understand the requirement at all.
- He implemented something without thinking a microsecond about it.
- No recursive traversal
- It was Java. And he used == instead of equals().
- He compares a folderName with a whole path?!? Wtf.
- How the hell did he made this code return actual results on his computer?!?

Ok ...now it was time to confront management with my findings and give feedback to the developer. ..... They believed me but asked me to keep it civilized and give him constructive feedback. ...... So I skyped him and told him that this code doesn't meet the requirements. ......... He instantly defended himself . He told me that I he did 'exactly what was written in the requirements document" and that there is nothing wrong. .......He had no understanding at all that the code also needs to have an actual business purpose.

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

After that he tried to sell us a few more weeks of development work to implement our "new changed requirements" ......

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Footnote: I know a lot of great Indian Devs. ..... But this is definitely not one of them. -.-

tl;dr
Management wants to outsource to India and gets scammed.

I’m a college senior now. The best CS class I ever took was in high school. Our teacher didn’t know how to write software, instead he went around on day one and has us submit proposals for year long projects.

With each project, we had to find mentors in the industry who could help us if we got blocked. Every other week we meet with the teacher (who was more a facilitator) and described how the project was coming.

The results? We had final products that were well beyond the expectations of a high school and more impressive than any project I’ve seen at my university.

Why can’t all STEM programs be like that? Students have incredible ability, but are blocked by traditional education. Let students set the bar.

School sucks.
Paying quiet a lot of money(not having that much) to a private school that used to impress me two years ago.
Now I can see all the hidden crap:
- Project work is graded after written lines

- "Do this project with scrum" Got two hours in the room with scrum board in a whole semester

- Exams are pushed if the teacher is to lazy to deal with bad results. A 3 ( or C ) became best grade.

- They could not find a teacher for OS & Networks. So instead of 1 semester Server architecture we got 5 days.. 1 of them for exam (exam = final grade)

- Guy took part with us during the 5 days. "How did you do that?!? Doesn't work on my PC I think" - half year later he is the new Network teacher

- Surpassingly he sucks at that, being half a week ahead of his lessons by googling shit together. Can't answer a single question beyond that..

Once he created a multiple choice exam. Questions in a word document online, answers on paper. Not just that he never blocked the internet during the exam, he also publicly uploaded the document a week ahead. Securing it with a 5 letter password... Somehow we all passed that one with a pretty good average.

Besides there a some teachers who are actually really good.

My first post here, be merciful please.

So, I participate in game jams now and then. About two years ago, I was participating in one, and we where near the deadline. Our game was pretty much done, so we where posted a "alpha" version waiting for feedback.

Just half an hour before the deadline, we got a comment on our alpha alerting us of a rather important typo: The instruction screen said "Press X to shoot" while X did nothing and Z was the correct key. "Good thing we caught that in time, thankfully a easy fix" I thought.

This project was written in python, and built using py2exe. If you know py2exe, the least error-prone method outputs a folder containing the .exe, plus ginormous amounts of dll's, pyc files, and various other crap. We would put the entire folder together with graphics and other resources into a .zip and tell the judges to look for the .exe.

Anyway, on this occasion I committed to source control ran the build, it seemed to work on my quick test. I uploaded the zip, right before the deadline and sat back waiting for the results.

I had forgotten one final step.

I had not copied my updated files to the zip, which still contained the old version.

Anyway, I ended up losing a lot of points in "user friendliness" since the judges had trouble figuring out how to shoot. After I figured out why and how it happened, I had a embarrassing story to tell my teammates.

TLDR; Go to bottom of post.

Around this time two years ago was the start of my group project in University. The project was to write an app in android and have a web side to it too. The group was to be overseen by a member of staff. The first meeting was introductions and to look at the spec, during the second we were to decide a group leader (PM) and other positions.
A person I shall call BD and I volunteered for PM. I didn't have experience with leadership but wanted some, and was the only one with confidence in android, the biggest part of the system. I got four of the votes.
BD, with his scouts experience, not being afraid to breathe down people's necks and bash some heads together, and having been PM last year, with his group receiving 69% (he failed the year and was resitting), earned 5. One guy was missing.
When it came to sorting out roles and responsibilities, BD confessed to not being a strong coder but that he'd help here and there. His role was planning our deadlines, doing our Gantt chart for deliverables, and was supposed to write a really detailed spec. He didn't have it at the meeting of the next week, as it was still in the works, and never messaged anyone. Next week he turned up with a Gantt chart of 1A4 page that only included the deadlines and deliverables in the spec, with three colours. One for android team, one for DB guy, and one for web team.
The guy who didn't turn up for voting got a girlfriend, a job at mcdonalds and did barely a thing. One guy in the web team did everything, carrying his friend who wouldn't do work (and also got swept out to see in a rubber boat with one of his bros lol (he was rescued)), and even though I'd done android dev I wasn't as quick a learner as two others in the team. Out of 10 people, 6 did real work.
The web guys stopped coming to meetings as they were taken over by android talk, and as we were quite behind, BG tried yellow carding them. They turned around with the website pretty much done, this one guy doing more than the 4 of us on android had. Yellow card lifted. We'd already complained about BD and his lack of everything (except screen brightness as he sat at the front of the lecture theatres with his wide brimmed hat looking at 9gag and videos (remembering he said he was resitting that year)) but grew a stronger dislike. Found out that he spent most of his time with his gf at our secretary/fellow android dev's house. Come coding week, he disappears entirely, only to attend meetings. He gave us a shell of the android code used for his previous year's project (along with documentation, complete with names and dates of updates, most of them (including the planning ones BD was supposed to do) bearing either one of two names. It was behind where we were at the time and had a lot of differences to our spec, and if we had used it BD may have used that to pull us down with him if things went wrong. He resurfaced at the end with the final documentation of how we'd all done, including reports on how each member had performed, which we were supposed to have reviewed. Our main, most proficient dev he accused of being irritable and brash, and a bad communicator. He was Norwegian, his voice was just a bit gruff, and he was driven and didn't waste time. He bashed the web team for not turning up, and had already been rude and unhelpful to everyone who voted for him in the first place.
In our own reports we all devoted paragraphs to delicately describing his contributions, excluding his suggestion that we use the code he gave us. Before we had our results and our work was completed, he individually kicked us from our group's facebook group and unfriended us.
Our 43% mark at the end, coupled with his -40% penalty from the red card we had him on, felt good, but not as good as a better result would have, especially as the fool that was BD would be inflicted on a group a third time. He changed to some other course after that year finished, so he must have failed his resit of second year.
During third year, a friend of mine who was PM for a group that passed well passed other things with too slim a margin to be happy, so chose to resit the year. He didn't have to do the group project again, and had that time free. But BD had to resit. His group had 69%. A yellow card with a 20% deduction wouldn't do it, so he MUST have had a red card as PM his previous year. Well that didn't come up when he claimed credit for his team's 69% during elections... My housemate's compsci boyfriend 2 years up overheard me talking about him, he was in 1st year with BD. BD failed and resat 1st year too. 4 years and he couldn't make anything stick. I feel bad for him through understanding the pains lack of work and internet distraction bring, and unfortunately I can't wish bad things on him because he brings them on himself. I wish I never see his face again though.

TLDR; Guy in group project lies and is dishonest from start to finish, getting PM pos by 1 vote. Gets what he earns.

So for the past 10 work days I've had my exams (study is software development). I already know that i passed 3 out of 4 stages but I'll get the results of my 4th (aka if i passed the exams) tomorrow. I'm so fucking nervous.

It happened during my campus placement.

My friend was working in the company and he too had come for the interviews. So when I walked into the interview room and saw him, we both acknowledged that we knew each other so the coordinator had my panel changed. The interview went well enough and the interviewer liked me. However when the results were announced my name wasn't there. I was really depressed. Just thought I could never get a job and all that.

Then my friend calls me a week later and tells me because of the mix up during changing the panel, even though i had cleared the round, was not in the final list.
This really was one of the worst moments.

I must come clean as my friend was able to get me another interview and obviously this time I had to blow it. I literally just went blank. I got my first question wrong and after that it just went down hill.

Now that I think about it I'm not sure which interview would be my worst interview story :p

Just texted my girlfriend my exam results:

"Got my programming fundamentals results!
exam: 91,
coursework: 97,
final: 94"

Then I realised I just used JSON syntax to text my girlfriend...

Trying to get part time or remote mobile app development job in Milan.

Somehow got a job interview for a company based in USA for remote work. Cleared 3 rounds, got the final contract. For the final assessment, had to make changes in their existing project. Didn't get proper answer to my queries on time. Submitted results as per understanding. Got a rejection mail rn.
It was going on for 3 weeks and all my hopes were based on that.

Feeling Fcuked up.
😣

C'mon, really?

Okay, I understand that they want to lock down the Chromebooks they send home with us, we don't own them and they have the right to do that. But I'm still annoyed when I find "harmless" stuff is blocked.

They said it themselves that they want us to be able to do basically anything we want web browsing wise on them.

It's not a fun experience to say to your self "hey let's look at the current humble bundles!" just to find that humblebundle.com is blocked for "games". (Which makes sense, but I can't remember any other examples)

Imagine thinking to yourself "I'm going to go to the Os Dev Wiki" and typing that into the Omnibox (tm) and pressing enter, directing you to your favorite search engine duckduckgo, but instead of finding the amazing duckduckgo results page you find the godforsaken securly "THIS PAGE IS BLOCKED" screen.

I can guess why they do that (probably because, to my knowledge, duckduckgo doesn't have any form of "safe-search" feature they can force it to use because they do that) but it's kind of annoying to not be able to use your favorite search engine anymore.

Should I really be getting so annoyed at this? No, because it's not my device, it's theirs and, they have the final say on what goes, but sometimes it really annoys me. I should be, and am, thankful they even let us bring the Chromebooks home, which is pretty cool.

Ugh...

If you want a fun time, just read the reviews on the Securly extension in the chrome web store!

!rant
if you're someone who grades code, fuck you, you probably suck. Turned in a final project for this gis software construction class as a part of my master's degree (this class was fuck all easy, I had two weeks for each project, each of them took me two days). We had to pick the last project, so I submitted final project proposal that performs a two-sample KS test on some point data. Not complex, but it sounds fancy, project accepted. Easy money.

I write the thing and finish it, it works, but it doesn't have a visualization and that makes the results seem pretty lame, even though its fully functional. SO I GO OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY to add a matplotlib chart of the distribution. To do that, at the very bottom of the workflow, I define a function to chart it out because it made the code way more readable. Reminder, I didn't have to do this, it was extra work to make my code more functional.

Then, this motherfucker takes points off because I didn't define the function at the very beginning of the code... THE FUCK, DUDE? But, noobrants, it's "considered best prac--" nope, fuck you, okay? This class was so shit, not once was code style addressed in a lesson or put on any rubric - they didn't give a shit what it looked like - in fact, the whole class only used arcpy (and the csv mod once), they didn't teach us shit about anything except how to write geoprocessing scripts (in other words, how to read arcGIS docs about arcpy) and encouraged us to write in fucking pythonwin. And now, when the class is fucking over, you decide to just randomly toss this shit in, like it was a specific expectation this whole time? AND you do this when someone has gone out of their way to add functionality? Why punish someone who does extra work because that extra work isn't perfect? Literally, my grade would have been better without the visualization.

I'm not even mad at my grade - it was fine - I just hate inconsistency in grading practices and the random raising and lowering of expectations depending on how some grader's coffee tasted that morning. I also hate punishing people for doing more - it's this kind of shit that makes people A) wanna rip their eyeballs out, and B) never do anything more than the basic minimum expectation to avoid extra unwanted attention. If you want your coders to step up and actually put work in to make things the best they can be, yell at a grader to reward extra work and not punish it.

The last and final company who was supposed to hire me, after good HR interview and a great positive technical interview, they havent replied to me for 11 days.

I emailed them and said its been 11 days since technical interview and i havent gotten any feedback, what are the next steps.

That was on monday last week, 8th May.

They replied back saying "the technical interview went generally very positive, the interviews have been prolonged more than we expected so we have this whole week of interviews and we'll reply to you no more than on May 15th on what the results are".

It's May 16th today. I still haven't heard SHIT from them.

I am so FUCKING pissed off at all of this bullshit reckless companies not giving a FUCK and being so disrespectful

FUCK. YOU.

Do anybody remember when i wrote a rant about the IT teacher in my high school?

Few months ago we got the results from final exams! (we have precentage based grades)

Another thing to remember:
You can pick basic or extended version of the every test you take.
Everybody has to get at least 30% on basic exams (they are nessesary for everybody) to graduate from the school. The extended exams give you more points at university and they are not mandatory.
In addition to that extended ones dont have the lower limit

The IT exam has only the extended version (because its not mandator, you pick it yourself). It is pretty easy: just basic algorithms, basic C++ programs and general PC things.

I didnt take the IT class because i thougt i can learn much more at home. My friend took it. He is very good. He uses linux he wants to become a pen tester. I know he is worth getting 100% on that extended IT exam. (We did a lot of projects thogether)

Well... NOBODY GOT MORE THAN 20% on that exam! WTF!

That POS teacher should die in that win xp IT class with all ethernet cables stuck in his ass!

He didnt teach anything useful about algorithms to anybody! And that was the easiest and the most important part on the exam!

In addition to that people had to do few tasks on pc as well! And one of those tasks could been a picture in gimp BUT THE GIMP DIDNT EVEN WORK ON THOSE PC'S!

Algorithms are easy! That son of a twat didnt even understand it himself! That is why im telling everybody in my town to NOT go to that hight school for IT exam!
I dont want anybody to waste their life trying to learn something useful when that fucking bitch dosent understand anything!

That teacher is lucky. My friend got rejected from studing CS on university (due to the shit score) but he at least got accepted to study math.

I hope he will be able to continiue his dev dream.

One poor pepega like me will spend days optimizing a web app, reducing the bundle size, reusing components as much as possible to save space, carefully choosing the right libraries for the right jobs and doing some careful tayloring to bring them in line with your needs, choosing the right webpack plugins to compile everything exactly like you want and keeping track of every dependency to make sure nothing unwanted makes its way to the final product, caching results to avoid any unnecessary call to the server, then some random team leader randomly forces you to drop in jquery-era plugins just because they look nice and won't listen to a word you're saying.

I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IS A SWEET ALERT; I DIDN'T USE IT FOR A FUCKING REASON.

Somebody ranted about his teacher showing windows presentation and teaching nothing. I wanted to comment that post but i have enough material to make the whole rant out of it.

Well at least you have those presentations! In my school we have 2 IT classrooms one with win xp, 1ghz cpu, 0,5gb ram computers and one with win vista, 2 core 2ghz cpu and 2gb of ram PCs.

Guess what room our teacher is using... of course the worse one! The second one is fine, few years ago another theacher had been using it!

I tried to convince him to change rooms but he is coming up with silly exciuses! (like "server is not working here!", well i fixed it with my friend but why are you even talking about it when you are not using yours in old class!)

PS. That server is useless anyway, every pc is connected to router that is connected to internet so supervisor pc is not mandatory, only acces restriction is enforced by win accounts.

I heard from students from my class (that picked that optional IT course) (i'm in high school) that gimp is not working because pc's are so bad!
Sometimes even notepad frezzes.🤔

Not only class is shite but teacher clearly has no idea what is he doing. (in order to pass the final from IT you need to learn simple C++, up to simple foo objects) and of course he isn not even talking about that! On one lesson about sorting algorithms he gave everybody 10 small pieces of paper with numbers on them and told everybody to sort them manualy, because he didnt know how to do it himself! So there is no doubt they wont be able code it.

I need to mention that i volontered to "clean, fix" that classroom (in order to convince teacher to move). And in that class i saw programms written in c++ on every computer! That means somebody was teaching propely before! 😣

I feel sorry for those guys, they are just waisting time. I would fall for it as well but i decided i can learn coding in home ;).
Well, results are shocking, after 1 month of coding i learned C# and i can basicly make any algorithm i ever wish. I learned about computer operation so well that i can nearly teach computer science. (i helped my friend in usa that is a electronic student with that and i'm very proud of it 😁) and it class still can't even use all 3 loops correctly... 😥 Ok i must admit i have been coding for a looooong while so i had time to learn basic c,c++ and pc operations before, but point still stands.

Why the hell are you wasting life of those studends? Why are you giving them a choice to learn coding WHEN YOU CANT EVEN USE PC YOURSELF?! (that it course is optional so you can apply if you want so)

I dont regret not bothering about it.

I feel like writing or telling people about the time I jumped from Windows 7 Ultimate and jumping to Windows 10. (I'm not against 10, but I'm never updating after what had happened to me)
It all starts when none of my games will play due to a possible issue with my graphics card. I look up "3D source game bug" and not many results pop up. I go on Microsoft's Qna areas and ask this question but to my surprise nothing they say would make sense. "Clean the pins of your graphics card, make sure you verify the games on Steam". I verified the games and they checked out as perfectly fine. I don't have access to my graphics card because this is a laptop, sadly not a tower.
Two months pass and my computer is already showing signs of stress, like it didn't want to live in a sense. It was three times slower than when I was on Windows 7 and it was unallocating areas of my main hard drive where I could make virtual hard drives.
Instantly I start looking up Linux distros and find Linux Mint. 17.3 was the current version at the time. I downloaded it and burned it onto a DVD-rom and rebooted my computer. I loaded into the disc and to my surprise it seemed almost like Windows 7 apart from the Linux part. I grab my external hard drive and partition it to hold the Linux distro and leave it plugged in incase Windows 10 does actually fail.
On December 19, a few months after Windows 10 had released. I start my laptop to try and continue my studies in video game development. But to my surprise, Windows 10 had finally crashed permanently. The screen flickered blue and black, and an error box saying Loginui.exe failed to start. I look at it for a solid minute as my computer had just committed suicide in a sense.
I reboot thinking it would fix the error but it didn't. I couldn't log in anymore.
I force shutdown the laptop and turn it back on putting it into safe mode.
To my surprise loginui.exe works and I sign in. I look at my desktop, the space wallpaper I always admired, the sound files, screen shots I had saved.
I go into file explorer and grab everything out of my default hard drive Windows was installed on. Nothing but 400gb got left behind and that was mainly garbage prototypes I had made and Windows itself. I formatted my external hard drive and placed everything on it. Escaping Windows 10 with around 100GB of useful data I looked at the final shutdown button I would look at.
I click it and try to boot into normal Windows 10. But it doesn't work. It flickers and the error pops up once more.
I force it to shutdown and insert the previous Linux Mint disc I made and format the default hard drive through Linux. I was done. 10 gave me a lot of shit. Java wouldn't work, my games has a functional UI but no screen popped up except a black abyss and it wouldn't even let me try to update my graphics card, apparently my AMD Radeon 5450 was up to date at the AMD Radeon 5000's.
I installed Linux Mint and thinking the games would actually play I open steam and Launch Half-Life 2 to check if Linux would be nicer to me than Windows 10 had been.
To my surprise the game ran. The scene from Highway 17 popped on screen and the UI was fully functional. But it was playing at 10-15fps rather than the usual 60-70fps. Keep look at my drivers and see my graphics card isn't in use. I do some research and it turns out I have a Hybrid Laptop.
Intel HD Graphics and an AMD Radeon 5450 and it was using the Intel and not the AMD. Months of testing and attempts of getting the games to work at high frame rates pass and the Damn thing still functions at a low terrible fps. Finally I give up. I ask my mom for a Windows 7 disc and she says we can't afford it. A few months pass and I finally get a Windows 7 installation disc through money I've saved up. Proudly I put it into my optical disc drive and install it to my main hard drive deleting Linux completely. I announced to all my friends my computer was back in working order and I install everything I needed, Steam, Skype, Blender, and Unity as well as all my games. I test Half-Life 2 and it's running exceptionally smoothly, I test Minecraft at max settings and it's working beautifully. The computer was functioning properly once again and my life as a developer started as I modeled things and blender, learned beginners C# and learned a lot of Batch. Today the computer still runs at a great speed and I warn others of what happened to me after I installed Windows 10 to my machine if they are thinking of switching from 7 or 8 on an older machine.
Truly the damage to my data cannot be undone. But the memory of the maintenance, work, tests, all are a memory of how Windows 10 ruined me and every night before the one year anniversary of Windows 10's release, I took out the battery of my laptop and unplugged it from the a.c. power, just so Windows 10 doesn't show it's DLLs, batch scripts, vbs scripts, anything on my computer. But now, after this has happened and I have recovered, I now only have a story to tell

Dev life is depressing:

Application Status

Total Applications: 20

Open: 1

Closed: 19

Total Responses

Received: 13

Pending: 1

No Response: 5

Application Progress

Initial Screen Results

Passed: 5

Failed: 9

Pending: 1

None: 5

Assessment Results

Passed: 4

Failed: 0

Pending: 1

None: 15

Interview Results

Passed: 1

Failed: 2

Pending: 1

None: 16

Final Outcomes

Accepted: 0

Rejected: 18

Withdrawn: 0

Pending: 1

Recruitment Reserve: 2

Statistics

Average Response Time: 9.1 days

Percentage of No Response: 25.0%

Applications by Year

2023: 1

2024: 14

2025: 5

Applications by Year and Month

2023-07: 1

2024-01: 1

2024-02: 1

2024-03: 1

2024-04: 1

2024-09: 3

2024-10: 3

2024-11: 2

2024-12: 2

2025-01: 2

2025-02: 1

2025-03: 2

personal projects, of course, but let's count the only one that could actually be considered finished and released.

which was a local social network site. i was making and running it for about three years as a replacement for a site that its original admin took down without warning because he got fed up with the community. i loved the community and missed it, so that was my motivation to learn web stack (html, css, php, mysql, js).

first version was done and up in a week, single flat php file, no oop, just ifs. was about 5k lines long and was missing 90% of features, but i got it out and by word of mouth/mail is started gathering the community back.

right as i put it up, i learned about include directive, so i started re-coding it from scratch, and "this time properly", separated into one file per page.

that took about a month, got to about 10k lines of code, with about 30% of planned functionality.

i put it up, and then i learned that php can do objects, so i started another rewrite from scratch. two or three months later, about 15k lines of code, and 60% of the intended functionality.

i put it up, and learned about ajax (which was a pretty new thing since this was 2006), so i started another rewrite, this time not completely from scratch i think.

three months later, final length about 30k lines of code, and 120% of originally intended functionality (since i got some new features ideas along the way).

put it up, was very happy with it, and since i gathered quite a lot of user-generated data already through all of that time, i started seeing patterns, and started to think about some crazy stuff like auto-tagging posts based on their content (tags like positive, negative, angry, sad, family issues, health issues, etc), rewarding users based on auto-detection whether their comments stirred more (and good) discussion, or stifled it, tracking user's mental health and life situation (scale of great to horrible, something like that) based on the analysis of the texts of their posts...

... never got around to that though, missed two months hosting payments and in that time the admin of the original site put it back up, so i just told people to move back there.

awesome experience, though. worth every second.

to this day probably the project i'm most proud of (which is sad, i suppose) - the final version had its own builtin forum section with proper topics, reply threads, wysiwyg post editor, personal diaries where people could set per-post visibility (everyone, only logged in users, only my friends), mental health questionnaires that tracked user's results in time and showed them in a cool flash charts, questionnaire editor where users could make their own tests/quizzes, article section, like/dislike voting on everything, page-global ajax chat of all users that would stay open in bottom right corner, hangouts-style, private messages, even a "pointer" system where sending special commands to the chat aimed at a specific user would cause page elements to highlight on their client, meaning if someone asked "how do i do this thing on the page?", i could send that command and the button to the subpage would get highlighted, after they clicked it and the subpage loaded, the next step in the process would get highlighted, with a custom explanation text, etc...

dammit, now i got seriously nostalgic. it was an awesome piece of work, if i may say so. and i wasn't the only one thinking that, since showing the page off landed me my first two or three programming jobs, right out of highschool. 10 minutes of smalltalk, then they asked about my knowledge, i whipped up that site and gave a short walkthrough talking a bit about how the most interesting pieces were implemented, done, hired XD

those were good times, when I still felt like the programmer whiz kid =D

as i said, worth every second, every drop of sweat, every torn hair, several times over, even though "actual net financial profit" was around minus two hundred euro paid for those two or three years of hosting.

Hey guys. I am in a situation where I need to decide wether to take on a new project or not. And if not, how to turn down that client so that I would not burn any bridges. So I need your opinions on this matter in order to make the final decision.

To make things clear heres some background info. 10 months ago I quitted my fulltime position in another EU country and went back to my own home country. 10 months forward till today and I have my own ltd company which currently has 5 projects. Its doing pretty well money wise. All projects combined, I already earn more then I ever did and I need to work max 10 hours a week since all projects are remote projects so I dont waste time on useless meetings and etc. However I dont feel fulfilled or challenged anymore because surprise surprise doing well paid projects doesnt guarante your sense of fulfillment.

So I noticed that I have lots of spare time which I spend diving into rabbitholes with hobby projects. I decided that its time to scale my company and take on more projects and maybe even hire more people.

So I started searching for other projects I could work on (prefferibly remote projects or flexible ones where I could come in 2-3 days a week in office and work remotely rest of the week). Reason being that I am already out of sync with fulltime position lifestyle and I am totally result oriented, not punch in my hours and go home oriented.

For exampleIf i get my weekly tasks I prefer to do them in 1-2 days (even if it requires doing double shifts which rarely but happens) but then I want to have rest of the week off. Thats how my brain works and thats how Im wired. I cant stand fulltime positions especially in enterprise bigger companies where I come in and do maybe 2 hours of actual work everyday because of all useless meetings and blockers from backend/etc. Its soul crushing to me.

So I posted linkedin ads and started searching for new clients/projects. One month ago I went to an interview for an android project in a startup.

The project looked interesting enough. Main task was to rewrite their android app from java to kotlin. Apparently their current current app was built by a backend developer who wants to focus solely on backend.

So during the interview they showed me their app which was quite simple frontend wise but not so simple backend wise from what I was able to figure out.

Their project lead (also a backed guy) asked me my estimation of price and completion of task. I told them maybe 2-3 months to do everything properly.

Project lead was basically shocked because all other candidates told him they can rewrite the app from java to kotlin in 2-3 weeks. I told him that everything is possible but his app quality will suffer and for a better estimation he would we would need to sign an NDA so I could evaluate the costs. So we ended the interview.

After that we kept in touch for one month (it took them one month to google a generic NDA and sign it digitally with me).

So heres the redflags I noticed:

1. They dont respect my time. Wasted 1 month of my time and after signing NDA gave me 2days to estimate their project and go to a meeting and give them detailed info about what I can offer. I thats not a brain rape then I dont know what it is

2. They are changing initial conditions we talked about. We agreed on rewriting the codebase and be done with it. Now they prefer a fulltime worker who would be responsible for android app as his own product. So basically project lead was not able to find a fulltime dev so now hes trying to convert me (a company owner) to his fulltime worker.

3. Lack of respect. During the interview he started speaking in his own native language to me with some expression (he seemed pissed off at that moment when he switched languages).

4. Bad culture fit. As I said Im used to relaxed clients and projects where I dont need to be chained to a desk a monitored and be micromanaged. I mean lets sign a contract give me access to your codebase and tell me what to do, I will produce results and lets be done with it.

5. Project lead is a backend guy who doesnt understand how complicated android apps can be. No architecture and no unit tests are in his frontend app. He doesnt care about writing proper app since he ships it in his own device so he doesnt need to worry about supporting custom devices or different api levels of android and etc. But not having any architecture? Cmon.

So basically I am confused. Project lead needs a fulltime dev but hes in contact with me in hopes that I would sign a fulltime contract. But how I can work fulltime if all what I can see are redflags?

Basicaly I thinkthis was a misundersanding. Im searching for fulltime remote projects and hes offering fulltime inhouse projects. Project lead never outsourced so hes confused as well.

As you can see decision is already basically made to turn him down, I just need to know how to tell him to fck off in the most polite manner and thats it.

I was writing a simple algorithm to simulate gravity. But when I tested it it produced wildly wrong results. I looked over my whole algorithm trying to find the error, but thought that the last bit, the final position update, must be fine.
I was wrong, some misplaced brackets were accidentally multiplying the position + 0.5 by the sum of the old & new velocity instead of adding the position to 0.5 those velocities.

I noticed that and fixed it, and now it runs pretty well.

Just did a group presentation for a uni exam.
Our analysis was by far the most thorough, most detailed of all the groups. Our presentation was one of the best as well.

Final score: 27/30

Why, you ask?
Because all our deltaT results were wrong. Because somewhere in the code there must be a bug in the function to calculate the transfer time between each orbital maneuver.
A bug that did not come up when we wrote that function, in spite of the multiple known test cases, which all worked fine.
We could have had a 30/30.

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKK

So...buffered query kept crashing even though I have a row limit of 10001 on my abstract datatables class. I didn't realize it was buffered because I grab the results in a for loop as a fetch. Well, I tracked it down to being the size of the email content that I'm selecting (and then using strip_tags and substring in PHP before returning to the front-end). So it's totally a catch-22 at this point because if I select let's say...substring 500 characters and most of that is line breaks and other html junk, I may only get a couple characters of normal text (or none at all) after stripping tags and doing a final substring to get the 50 characters of text I want to display. I said screw it and took the email content out of the table all together. You have to view it to see the content now. I should probably be storing a text-only version of the email, but argh..that's a lot of extra data.

Incoming rant.

I have 4 years professional experience at a small shop working on a web application for property and liability insurance. The application is ASP.NET with C# as the code-behind. I have a BCS and will finish my MSIS fall 2017. I have no idea why I have the degrees. I know that when I enrolled, it seemed like they would be a nice addition to an otherwise empty resume. I was lucky enough to land my first and only development job during my sophomore year of my undergraduate program. Is this enough experience to land a new job?

I feel like I'm learning nothing at my current job. The specs that come in seem very vague to me. When asked for clarification, there is often push back, and I don't know whether that's because I don't have enough experience to parse what the client means in the two sentence spec I got or if it's because the client does not actually know what they want.

I hate my current job. My productivity is low because I spend more time trying to figure out what the client wants and analyzing an 8 year old system that has 0 documentation. I know some of you will just say, "Suck it up" at this point, but I really want another job. The only thing I like about this job is that it's 100% remote. It also pays $60k a year, so a replacement should be at least that salary.

Most postings I see require professional experience of 5 years or more, and knowledge of other frameworks. I can work on getting knowledge of the other frameworks, but will have no professional experience with them. I don't live in an area with a lot of software development jobs, and the ones I see are for non-IT organizations that want 1 person to run a distributed system from 10 or more locations. A hospital system out here wants to pay $30k a year for a guy to be both software developer for new tools as well as the helpdesk and IT support guy that's on-call for four locations in the county. I made more than that before I got into the development industry, for less work, and would rather leave than settle for something like that.

I've thought about moving to somewhere near San Francisco or San Jose, but I have my daughter to think about. I have joint custody of her, and would have to give that up in order to move out of the county.

I like programming and using it to solve problems. I like designing architectures and how all the components will interface. I like designing and normalizing databases. I like taking part in coding competitions for employers that are well-known (Amazon, Facebook, Uber, Twitch, etc.), even though I often just place middle of the pack. When that happens, I feel like I'm an imposter in this industry.

I think I have the most fun just working on small projects for personal use. My latest is an assistant calculator for the game Transport Fever to figure out cargo throughputs per annum based on the in-game timing information. Past projects have also been small. Ones I could use in a portfolio are a sudoku solver desktop application, PC/Web game in Unity that is a 3D FPS remake of Duck Hunt that allows open world exploration but locks the camera's viewpoint for shooting events, and a building assistant for Rome II: Total War that maps out all the bonuses/perks of user-specified building combinations in provinces so users can record their long term building plans without using all their turns to see the final results.

I seem to be an unproductive, average developer who dabbles in projects here and there.

This is what I want from other Ranters. Just say something. I don't care if it is, "Suck it up and get better." It could be your tips for finding and securing a new position. It could even be empathy, if such a thing exists on the Internet. Whatever you want, just say something that will help get me thinking of what the next steps in my career should be.

There was this question I came up with that was very good at inducing hallucinations on what at the time I thought was a *lobotomized* LLM.

I can't recall the exact wording right now, but in essence you asked it to perform OpenGL batched draw calls in straight x86_64 assembly. It would begin writing seemingly correct code, quickly run out of registers, and then immediately start making up register names instead of moving data to memory.

You may say: big deal, it has nowhere to pull from to answer such an arcane fucking riddle, so of course it's going to bullshit you. That's not the point. The point is it cannot realize that it's running out of registers, and more importantly, that it makes up a multitude of register names which _will_ degrade the context due to the introduction of absolute fabrications, leading to the error propagating further even if you clearly point out the obvious mistake.

Basically, my thought process went as follows: if it breaks at something fundamental, then it __will__ most certainly break in every other situation, in either subtle or overt ways.

Which begged the question: is it a trait of _this_ model in particular, or is it applicable to LLMs in general?

I felt I was on to something, but I couldn't be sure because, again, I was under the impression that the model on which I tested this was too old and stupid so as to consider these results significant proof of anything; AI is certainly not my field, so I had to entertain the idea that I could be wrong, albeit I did so begrudgingly -- for obvious reasons, I want at least "plausible based on my observations" rather than just "I can feel it in my balls".

So, as time went on, I made similar tests on other models whenever I got a chance to do so, and full disclosure, I spent no money on this so you may utilize that fact in your doomed attempt to disprove me lmao. Anyway, it's been a long enough while, I think, and I have a feeling you folks can guess the final answer already:

(**SLIGHTLY OMINOUS DRUM ROLL**)

The "lobotomy" in question was merely a low cap on context tokens (~4000), which I never went over in the first place; newer/"more advanced" models don't fare any better, and I have been _very_ lenient in what I consider a passable answer.

So that's that, is what I'm starting to think: I was right all along, and went through the burdensome hurdle of sincerely questioning the immaculate intuition of my balls entirely for naught -- learn from this mistake and never question your own mystical seniority. Just kidding, but not really.

The problem with the force of belief is it can work both ways, by which I mean, belief that I could be wrong is the reason I bothered looking further into it, whereas belief to the contrary very much compels me to dismiss doubt entirely. I don't need that, I need certainty, dammit. And though I cannot in good faith say that I am _certain_, "sufficiently convinced" will have to do for the time being.

TL;DR I don't know but the more I see it just seems shittier.

OK, I think Ive figured out how I want to implement the core of my game.

Basic idea. Everything is made of sigils. What is a sigil? Lorewise, a representation of a concrete idea. Mechanically, it's a container for one or more ingame effects.

Again, anything you can think of, be it mundane or arcane, is a sigil. Every object attribute and method that causes a mutation of the game world state is composed of either a single or a sequence of sigils, known as a signa. You can do abstraction and have one thing encapsulate others, all that good stuff.

We go turnbased because tabletop rules. In your turn, you choose what to do with the sigils available to you. Common stuff like walk, talk, crouch, attack, et cetera are available to everyone.

You choose which effects to use, keeping in mind that order matters, and these effects either clash against or boost each other according to internal rules. Any relevant environmental modifiers around you or status effects apply here as well. Theyre also made of sigils, so theyre just implicitly components of the spell.

Finally, we get the result. An aura. It is simply the aggregate of all the sigils, containing the final transaction that will be applied to the game world, with dicerolls, if any are needed, already performed.

So here's the crucial bit. We record the aura for each turn, taken by either the player or the game itself, which includes the sequence of sigils used. Because each of these are words, or a series of words, it can be used narratively.

Let me give you an example. You are in a swamp, you use your turn to move around. This gives you an aura like so.

src: player, location: swamp, status: ok, walk.

We push that to a stack the game can see.

Now the game has to take its turn, and will look at the stack to get ideas. So lets say this swamp hindered your movement, gave you some trouble getting around. This is noteworthy enough as it affected something in the game world, and theres nothing else going on, so its made into a topic. The game will now pay attention to it and make it available for talking about.

topic: swamp-slow on player-party.

Everything is sigils, remember? Speaking is an effect, as is giving you something to talk about. Adding a topic results in an aura, push that to the stack.

Maybe then the game decides have the players companion make a comment on this topic. OK, just pair speak with other sigils to make an expression. The current topic is simply about a single negative effect, so one or two should be enough for a comment.

Factoring in the companions traits, also sigils, and the fact that for now this only a minor annoyance, we end up with an aura.

speak: topic -> complain about.

Do you see where this is going yet? The spellmaker gives us the means for text generation. The key here is instead of processing natural language like a bunch of dumbasses we just have an array of structures meant specifically for this purpose.

Anyway, the player now takes their turn. They can keep silent and continue moving, or say something as well. So let's say you pick the speak sigil too because why not, the current topic is also available to you, so you can reply. Depending on what the last message (aura) was, you get a range of options, and why not, let's factor in the player's chosen traits as well.

speak: shutdown -> complain about topic DOT change-topic -> mcguffin-quest.

We're on a mission to recover some plot stuff so shut up.

This results in further state changes, albeit behind the scenes. Our companion isn't happy, and we have a sequence of structures to prove it. Actions taken in relation to a topic can be associated with it if they're deemed significant, id est they caused a mutation of the game world's state.

speak: remind -> topic-name.

Thats right. Companion dude WILL remember that, you son of a bitch, and you bet your ass hes gonna bring it up if you keep acting like youre his boss or some shit. You dont even pay him!

You may say its such a small thing, but it all matters in a story. So we keep track of it, see what we can make this branch off into once a little more time has gone by.

What do you mean crazy, Im a fucking patrician of tenebrous arcana. You solve the problem by not solving the problem, obviously. Fuck natural language processing, all my homies use Litechnics to make narrative-driven programmable representations of the human condition.

Further rules include breaking gameplay down into scenes and acts as if it were theatre, because why not, and having baddies cooking shit up behind the scenes. Mechanism for that is the same, read the current stack and output structured wordsoup based on it.

We can even have a chorus narrating.
Or an audience reacting lmao.

OH GOD.
BUT I'M SO FRIGGIN SLOW OF A DEV.

WHAT IF I DON'T LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO IMPLEMENT THIS?
SHIT.

WORST SHOULD COME TO PASS,
PLEASE AVENGE MY DEATH.

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Microblading Brows at Laser Body NYC: Perfect Your Look with Precision and Expertise

Are you looking to enhance your natural beauty with perfectly shaped eyebrows? Microblading is the solution you’ve been searching for! At Laser Body NYC, we specialize in offering premium microblading brows services that will leave you with flawless, natural-looking eyebrows that enhance your facial features.

What is Microblading?
Microblading is a semi-permanent eyebrow enhancement technique that involves using a fine blade to deposit pigments into the skin, mimicking the look of natural eyebrow hairs. The result is fuller, more defined brows that suit your face shape and personal style. Whether you're looking to correct sparse eyebrows or simply want a more defined arch, microblading brows can completely transform your look.

Why Choose Laser Body NYC for Microblading?
At Laser Body NYC, located at 99 Madison Ave, Floor 4, Suite 406, New York, NY 10016, we are committed to providing top-notch service and expert care. Our microblading artists are highly trained and experienced in the latest techniques, ensuring that your brows are designed with precision and accuracy. Here’s why you should trust us with your brow transformation:

1. Expert Technicians
Our team of skilled microblading artists uses their expertise to create brows that perfectly complement your natural facial features. We take the time to understand your preferences and ensure that you are happy with the shape, color, and fullness of your new brows.

2. Top-Quality Pigments and Tools
We use only the highest quality pigments and tools to ensure a long-lasting and natural result. Your brows will look amazing from the moment you leave our studio, and they will continue to hold their beautiful shape for months to come.

3. Comfortable and Safe Experience
Your comfort and safety are our top priority. We follow strict hygiene protocols and make sure you feel at ease throughout the entire process. From the initial consultation to the final result, we ensure a smooth and professional experience.

4. Personalized Consultations
Before beginning your microblading procedure, we offer a personalized consultation to understand your desired brow style and shape. Our artists will work with you to design the perfect brows tailored to your face shape and features.

How Long Does Microblading Last?
Microblading typically lasts between 12-18 months, depending on your skin type, lifestyle, and aftercare. Touch-ups are recommended to keep your brows looking fresh and defined.

What to Expect During Your Microblading Appointment?
When you come to Laser Body NYC for your microblading brows procedure, here’s what you can expect:

Consultation: We’ll discuss your brow preferences, desired shape, and color to ensure we achieve the perfect look.

Numbing: A topical numbing cream is applied to ensure that you’re comfortable during the procedure.

Microblading: The artist will use a fine blade to create hair-like strokes, filling in any sparse areas and designing your ideal brow shape.

Aftercare: We provide detailed aftercare instructions to ensure the best results and long-lasting beauty.

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Looking to expand your home with a quality extension or transform unused space with a loft conversion? Timber Construction Ltd is here to turn your vision into reality. As expert extension builders in Essex, we specialize in offering top-notch building solutions, from extending your home to providing stylish and functional loft conversions, as well as complete renovations in Essex. We are the go-to construction company for anyone looking to enhance their property with high-quality, customized building services.

Why Choose Timber Construction Ltd – Leading Extension Builders in Essex
At Timber Construction Ltd, we understand that your home is more than just a place to live – it’s an investment and a reflection of your lifestyle. If you need more space but love your location, a home extension could be the perfect solution. Our team of experienced extension builders in Essex will work closely with you to design and build an extension that suits your needs and complements your existing property.

Whether it’s a kitchen extension, additional living space, or a home office, Timber Construction Ltd ensures that every extension project is completed to the highest standards. We take care of everything, from planning permissions to building regulations, ensuring a seamless and stress-free process for you.

Transform Your Space with Loft Conversions in Essex
A loft conversion in Essex is an excellent way to maximize your home’s potential without the need to move. Timber Construction Ltd specializes in transforming your unused attic space into a functional and beautiful room that meets your needs. Whether you’re looking to create an extra bedroom, a home office, or a cozy reading nook, our team has the expertise to turn your loft into a valuable part of your home.

Not only do loft conversions in Essex provide you with more living space, but they can also increase the value of your property. With years of experience in loft conversions, Timber Construction Ltd ensures that your project is completed on time, within budget, and to the highest possible standard.

Expert Renovations in Essex – Reimagine Your Home
If your home is in need of an update, Timber Construction Ltd offers exceptional renovations in Essex that breathe new life into tired, outdated spaces. Whether you're looking to update your kitchen, refurbish your bathroom, or undertake a full-scale renovation, we’re here to help you transform your property into the home of your dreams.

Our renovation services cover all aspects of home improvement, including structural work, interior design, and finishing touches. We work closely with you to ensure the design reflects your style and preferences while maintaining practicality and functionality. Whether you’re looking to make your home more energy-efficient, add modern touches, or enhance the overall aesthetic, Timber Construction Ltd has the experience to deliver top-quality results.

Why Timber Construction Ltd is Your Ideal Choice for Extension Builders in Essex
Skilled Professionals: Our team of extension builders in Essex has years of experience and expertise in the construction industry. We work with you to bring your ideas to life while maintaining high standards and attention to detail.

Tailored Services: Every client is unique, and we offer customized solutions for loft conversions in Essex and home extensions. We take the time to understand your specific needs and design a solution that fits your home and lifestyle.

Comprehensive Renovations: In addition to home extensions and loft conversions, Timber Construction Ltd also specializes in renovations in Essex. We can help you reimagine your space with thoughtful designs and quality craftsmanship.

Affordable and Transparent Pricing: We offer competitive pricing without compromising on quality. Our transparent approach ensures you are fully aware of costs from the start, with no hidden fees or surprises.

Customer-Focused Approach: We prioritize customer satisfaction and work closely with you at every stage of your project. Our goal is to ensure that you are happy with the final result, from the initial consultation to the finished build.

Contact Timber Construction Ltd – Expert Builders in Essex
Ready to transform your home with a home extension, loft conversion, or renovation? Timber Construction Ltd is the expert extension builders in Essex you can trust. We specialize in providing high-quality, customized solutions to suit your needs and budget.

For more information or to schedule a consultation, call us today at +44 1708 837141 or visit us at our office at 111-113 Victoria Rd, Romford RM1 2LX, United Kingdom. Let Timber Construction Ltd be your first choice for loft conversions in Essex, renovations in Essex, and expert building solutions for your home.

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In a moment of excitement, I fell for a crypto scam after replying to a hacked tweet account, and it cost me a staggering $340,000. I was devastated and felt like I'd lost everything. The emotional toll was overwhelming, and I didn't know where to turn. I felt like I'd been punched in the gut, and the stress was taking a toll on my relationships and overall well-being. Desperate for help, I turned to online forums, searching for a solution. That's when I stumbled upon Cyber Constable Intelligence. I was skeptical at first, but their website and reviews suggested they were the real deal. I decided to take a chance, and boy, am I glad I did! Their expertise in cryptocurrency forensics and blockchain analysis is unparalleled. They worked tirelessly to track down the scammers, following a trail of digital breadcrumbs that led them to the culprits. Their professionalism ensured a successful recovery, and I was amazed by their dedication to client satisfaction. From the initial consultation to the final recovery of my funds, they kept me informed every step of the way, supporting me through a difficult time. Their results-driven approach is truly exceptional, and what I appreciated most was their transparency, empathy, and commitment to delivering results. They didn't just recover my funds; they also provided me with peace of mind and a sense of closure. I'm grateful for their help and highly recommend them to anyone who has fallen victim to crypto scams or theft. They truly are the experts in crypto recovery, and their services can be a game-changer for those in need. Don't hesitate to reach out to them if you're struggling to recover your lost funds – they're the real deal, and they'll fight tirelessly to get your money back. Trust me, you won't regret it
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Foundation Contractors in San Antonio: The Best Choice for Your Foundation Repair Needs

When your home or business starts showing signs of foundation issues, it’s crucial to seek out a reliable and experienced foundation contractor. Whether you're dealing with cracks in your walls, uneven floors, or doors and windows that no longer close properly, these issues can indicate serious foundation problems. At San Antonio Foundation Repair, we are proud to be one of the leading foundation contractors in San Antonio, offering expert solutions to keep your property stable, secure, and protected.

Why Choose Us as Your Foundation Contractors in San Antonio?
Choosing the right contractor for foundation repairs is no small decision. At San Antonio Foundation Repair, we have built a reputation for delivering the best foundation repair in San Antonio, thanks to our years of experience, expert team, and commitment to customer satisfaction.

We specialize in diagnosing and fixing all types of foundation issues, and we use only the latest tools and techniques to ensure durable, long-lasting repairs. Whether it's a simple crack or a more complex problem, we have the knowledge and expertise to handle it.

Our Comprehensive Foundation Repair Services
As the most trusted foundation contractors in San Antonio, we offer a wide range of foundation repair services to suit your needs. From residential to commercial properties, our team has the experience and skills to fix a variety of foundation problems. Our services include:

Slab Foundation Repair: We can address shifting, sinking, or settling slab foundations using advanced repair methods, restoring your foundation’s stability with minimal disruption.

Pier and Beam Foundation Repair: If your home has a pier and beam foundation, our team can replace or reinforce the supports to restore the level and structural integrity of your property.

Crack Repair: Cracks in your foundation are a serious concern that can lead to moisture intrusion and further damage. We provide expert crack repair services to prevent these issues from escalating.

Leveling and Stabilization: Whether your foundation is sinking or lifting, we can accurately level and stabilize it using the latest technology and techniques, ensuring a solid foundation for years to come.

Drainage Solutions: Proper drainage is essential to prevent soil movement beneath your foundation. We offer grading services and French drains to help protect your property from water damage and foundation issues.

Why We Are the Best Foundation Repair in San Antonio
At San Antonio Foundation Repair, we believe that quality, customer satisfaction, and expertise are the keys to being the best. We pride ourselves on providing thorough, honest, and reliable foundation repair services. Here’s why we are considered the best foundation repair in San Antonio:

Experienced Technicians: Our team of certified and trained technicians has extensive experience in foundation repair, ensuring that every job is completed to the highest standards.

Comprehensive Assessments: We offer detailed foundation inspections to assess the root causes of your foundation issues, providing you with the most effective and cost-efficient solutions.

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Excellent Customer Service: We take pride in our commitment to outstanding customer service. From the first consultation to the final repair, we guide you every step of the way.

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If you're in need of foundation contractors in San Antonio, look no further than San Antonio Foundation Repair. We’re here to help you with all of your foundation repair needs, providing you with peace of mind and a stable foundation for years to come.

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When it comes to Los Angeles home renovation, Realco Home Remodeling stands out as a trusted name in the industry. With years of experience and a passion for transforming spaces, we specialize in creating beautiful, functional homes that reflect your unique style and needs. Whether you’re looking to update a single room or undertake an extensive renovation, our team is here to guide you through the process every step of the way.

Why Choose Realco Home Remodeling for Your Los Angeles Home Renovation?
At Realco Home Remodeling, we understand that a home renovation in Los Angeles is a significant investment. That’s why we approach every project with meticulous attention to detail and a commitment to quality craftsmanship. From the initial consultation to the final touches, we ensure that your vision becomes a reality while staying within budget and timeline.

Our team is comprised of experienced designers, contractors, and project managers, all working together to bring your renovation dreams to life. As a general contractor in Los Angeles, we handle all aspects of the remodeling process, from securing permits to managing subcontractors. We ensure that your renovation is seamless and stress-free.

Whole House Remodeling Los Angeles: Transform Your Entire Home
If you're considering a whole house remodeling in Los Angeles, Realco Home Remodeling is your go-to partner. We understand that an entire home renovation requires careful planning and coordination. Whether you’re renovating to update the style, improve functionality, or increase the value of your home, we’re here to help every step of the way.

Our team can transform your home’s exterior and interior, including everything from structural changes to aesthetic updates. Whether you're envisioning an open floor plan, updating your kitchen and bathrooms, or adding custom features, we can bring it all together. With Realco Home Remodeling, your whole house remodeling in Los Angeles will be handled with expertise and precision, ensuring a beautiful and functional living space that works for you.

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When you’re hiring a general contractor in Los Angeles, you want someone who is experienced, reliable, and committed to quality. At Realco Home Remodeling, we pride ourselves on our ability to manage every aspect of your renovation project with professionalism and care. From coordinating with suppliers to overseeing construction, our team ensures that your project stays on track and meets your expectations.

As a general contractor in Los Angeles, we are licensed, bonded, and insured, so you can rest easy knowing your project is in capable hands. We understand the complexities of home remodeling and are dedicated to providing outstanding customer service, clear communication, and exceptional results.

Let Realco Home Remodeling Bring Your Vision to Life
Whether you're planning a Los Angeles home renovation, whole house remodeling in Los Angeles, or looking for an experienced general contractor in Los Angeles, Realco Home Remodeling is here to help. We’ve built a reputation for delivering top-notch renovations that enhance both the aesthetics and functionality of our clients' homes.

Our team works closely with you to understand your vision, goals, and budget, and we make sure every detail is handled with the utmost care and professionalism. From design to completion, we’re committed to making your remodeling experience a smooth and enjoyable one.

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Right Build Group is a trusted name for superior building services in Woodford. Known for delivering high-quality craftsmanship, attention to detail, and personalized solutions, we are your go-to builders for residential and commercial projects in the area. Whether you're renovating, extending, or starting a new build, we take pride in turning your vision into reality.

Our team comprises skilled professionals with years of experience in various aspects of construction and design. We specialize in home extensions, loft conversions, kitchen and bathroom remodeling, and full property renovations. From initial planning and design to the final coat of paint, we ensure every phase of your project is handled with precision and care.

One of the standout features of our service is our commitment to customer satisfaction. We listen to your requirements and work closely with you to ensure the final result exceeds your expectations. No project is too big or small for us – we approach every task with the same level of dedication and professionalism.

At Right Build Group, we also understand the importance of timely and efficient project management. We know that construction can disrupt your daily life, so we aim to complete all projects on schedule and within budget. Our transparent pricing ensures there are no hidden costs, giving you peace of mind throughout the process.

Sustainability and quality are at the core of what we do. We use premium materials and modern techniques to ensure durability and a flawless finish. Additionally, we adhere to strict health and safety standards, ensuring a safe environment for our team and your property.

Our builders in Woodford have built a strong reputation for reliability, trustworthiness, and exceptional results. With a portfolio of satisfied clients and successful projects, we are confident in our ability to meet and exceed your expectations.

Choosing Right Build Group means choosing a partner who genuinely cares about your project. Whether you’re looking to create your dream home, add value to your property, or revamp your commercial space, we are here to make it happen.

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After construction or renovation, your property may look finished, but it's far from ready. Dust, debris, and leftover materials can create a mess that requires professional attention. At Phoenix Power Washing - Pressure Power Pros, we specialize in thorough and efficient construction clean up services for residential, commercial, and industrial projects throughout the Phoenix area.

Located at 11201 N Tatum Blvd Suite 300, Phoenix, AZ 85028, our team is equipped to handle all aspects of post-construction cleaning with precision, safety, and attention to detail. Whether it's a new build, a remodel, or a major commercial development, we ensure your site is spotless and ready for occupancy or inspection.

Why Choose Our Construction Clean Up Services?
Construction leaves behind more than just visible dust. There can be stubborn residue, paint splatter, adhesive marks, and leftover materials that standard cleaning crews may overlook. Our construction clean up services are designed to handle these challenges using specialized equipment and trained technicians who understand how to clean efficiently without damaging new surfaces.

Our Construction Clean Up Process Includes:
Power Washing Exterior Surfaces – Remove dirt, mud, paint, and dust from walkways, driveways, siding, and facades

Debris and Trash Removal – Clear away construction materials, scraps, and packaging

Concrete and Surface Cleaning – Clean newly poured or stained concrete, patios, and parking areas

Window and Glass Cleaning – Eliminate construction dust and sticker residue from windows and doors

Detail Cleaning – Pay attention to every corner and surface, ensuring a truly clean and polished space

Our construction clean up ensures your project is presented at its best for clients, inspections, or the final handover.

Serving Builders, Contractors, and Property Owners
We partner with general contractors, builders, remodelers, and property developers to provide timely and reliable post-construction cleaning services. We also work directly with homeowners and business owners who want their renovated property to be move-in ready.

Fully Equipped and Experienced
Phoenix Power Washing - Pressure Power Pros uses commercial-grade equipment and eco-friendly cleaning agents to safely clean without harming new materials. Our team is fully trained, insured, and dedicated to high-quality results. We meet all safety standards and timelines, ensuring your project stays on track.

Timely and Cost-Effective Service
We understand that timing is critical after construction. Delays in clean-up can hold up inspections, closings, or move-in dates. That is why we offer flexible scheduling, fast turnaround, and fair, transparent pricing. You will know exactly what to expect—no hidden costs or surprises.

Areas We Serve
Our construction clean up services are available throughout Phoenix and nearby cities, including Scottsdale, Mesa, Tempe, Glendale, and Paradise Valley. No matter the size or location of your project, we are ready to help you finish strong.

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Black Sheep Construction LLC: The Leading Construction Company in Holly Springs, NC

When it comes to choosing a reliable construction company, Black Sheep Construction LLC stands out as a trusted name in Holly Springs, NC, and the surrounding areas. Whether you’re planning a new build, undertaking a renovation, or require specialized construction services, our team is dedicated to delivering top-notch results with a focus on quality, reliability, and customer satisfaction. With years of experience and a commitment to excellence, Black Sheep Construction LLC is your ideal partner for all your construction needs.

Why Choose Black Sheep Construction LLC as Your Construction Company?
Experience You Can Trust
With years of experience in the construction industry, Black Sheep Construction LLC has built a reputation for being a reliable and skilled construction company. We’ve handled a variety of projects, ranging from residential builds to commercial developments, and have a proven track record of delivering high-quality work on time and within budget. Our team has the expertise to manage all aspects of the construction process, ensuring that your project runs smoothly from start to finish.

Comprehensive Services
As a full-service construction company, we offer a wide range of services to meet all your construction needs. Whether you’re building a custom home, renovating your existing space, or working on a commercial property, our team can handle every aspect of the project, including design, planning, and execution. We provide services that include but are not limited to:

New Construction
If you're dreaming of a brand-new home or commercial property, Black Sheep Construction LLC is here to make that dream a reality. From site preparation to the final coat of paint, we manage every detail of the construction process. Our team works closely with you to ensure that your vision is brought to life, and we make sure all safety and building codes are strictly followed.

Home Renovations and Remodeling
At Black Sheep Construction LLC, we understand that your home is a reflection of your style and needs. Whether you're renovating your kitchen, updating your bathroom, or adding a new room, our expert team ensures that your remodeling project is completed with precision and care. We focus on bringing your vision to life while improving the functionality and value of your home.

Commercial Construction
We also specialize in commercial construction services, helping businesses create spaces that are both functional and attractive. Whether you're opening a new retail location, building office spaces, or constructing a restaurant, we work with you every step of the way to ensure that your commercial property meets all your business requirements and design preferences.

Custom Projects and Additions
If you're looking for a custom-built feature or an addition to your property, Black Sheep Construction LLC can help. We design and build custom decks, patios, outdoor living spaces, home additions, and more. Our team will ensure that your project integrates seamlessly with your existing structure while adding unique elements that enhance both the function and appeal of your space.

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As part of our comprehensive construction services, we also provide roofing, siding, and other exterior services. We help protect your investment with high-quality roofing materials and professional installation to ensure your property is safe, secure, and energy-efficient.

What Sets Us Apart from Other Construction Companies?
Quality Workmanship
At Black Sheep Construction LLC, we take pride in the quality of our work. Every project, no matter how large or small, is completed with the highest standards of craftsmanship. We only use premium materials and work with skilled professionals to ensure that every detail is perfect. When you choose us as your construction company, you can trust that we will deliver results that exceed your expectations.

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Unlike other large construction companies, Black Sheep Construction LLC offers a personalized approach to every project. We take the time to understand your specific needs, goals, and preferences, tailoring our services to meet your individual requirements. We work closely with you to ensure that your project reflects your vision and is completed to your satisfaction.

Transparent Communication
We believe that clear and open communication is essential to the success of any construction project. Our team will keep you informed every step of the way, from initial consultation to project completion. We provide detailed timelines, transparent pricing, and regular progress updates so you always know where your project stands.

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Today’s Crazy Time Bonus – What’s Happening Right Now?
Introduction
Crazy Time, the thrilling live game from Evolution Gaming, remains one of the most exciting and unpredictable experiences out there. Players anticipate huge multipliers, bonus rounds, and big wins every day. So, what’s going on with today’s Crazy Time bonus? Let’s explore what’s in store for players right now.

What’s Today’s Crazy Time Bonus?
Today, Crazy Time is offering some big multipliers and exciting bonus rounds! Some of the notable bonuses and multipliers from today include:

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These results show that today is proving to be a lucky day for Crazy Time players, with high multipliers appearing frequently in the bonus rounds.

How to Get Today’s Crazy Time Bonus?
To take advantage of today’s big multipliers, here’s what you should do:

Bet on the Bonus Rounds – Crazy Time is all about its four bonus games: Cash Hunt, Pachinko, Coin Flip, and Crazy Time. Always place small bets on these for a chance at big wins.

Check Live Statistics – Some platforms provide real-time results of Crazy Time rounds. You can see which bonus rounds hit today and adjust your strategy.

Watch for Hot Streaks – If a certain bonus round has been hitting frequently today, it might be worth placing higher bets on it for the next few spins.

Look for Top Slot Multipliers – Every round, Crazy Time gives one bet type a special multiplier boost. If the Top Slot gives a bonus round a high multiplier, it’s a good time to place a bet on it.

Crazy Time Strategy – How to Win Big Today?
While Crazy Time is primarily based on luck, experienced players follow smart strategies to increase their chances of hitting big multipliers:

Balanced Betting – A popular strategy is betting small on all four bonuses, plus a bit on the 2x and 10x numbers. This approach covers most outcomes and keeps you in the game longer.

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When it comes to transforming your home into a beautiful and functional space, 4Remodel Florida is the name you can trust. Whether you're looking for a full home renovation near me, a bathroom remodeling project, or a complete bathroom renovation, our expert team is here to help. We proudly serve Deerfield Beach, Broward County, and the surrounding areas, offering high-quality, customized renovation solutions that enhance both the style and functionality of your home.

Located at 213 Goolsby Blvd, Deerfield Beach, FL 33442, 4Remodel Florida is dedicated to delivering exceptional results, ensuring that your renovation dreams come to life. Our team of experienced professionals is committed to providing the best in home remodeling and renovation, whether you're upgrading a single room or undertaking a major transformation.

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At 4Remodel Florida, we understand the importance of having a space that not only looks great but also functions seamlessly. Here’s why we are the go-to choice for full home renovation near me, bathroom remodeling, and bathroom renovation services:

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A full home renovation near me is a big decision, and we’re here to help make it a smooth and successful experience. From updating your living room to remodeling your kitchen or adding extra rooms, we handle every aspect of your home’s renovation. We take the time to understand your needs and design solutions that fit your lifestyle and budget.

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4Remodel Florida is a leading provider of bathroom remodeling services in Deerfield Beach and beyond. If you're looking to upgrade your bathroom, whether it’s with new fixtures, tile, or an entire redesign, we have the expertise to create a stylish, functional space. Our team works closely with you to bring your bathroom vision to life.

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We believe that quality should never be compromised. That's why we use only the best materials and work with skilled craftsmen who are dedicated to delivering superior results. When you choose 4Remodel Florida, you can expect your renovation to last for years to come.

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At 4Remodel Florida, we believe that quality renovations should be accessible. We offer competitive pricing with no hidden fees, so you know exactly what to expect. We work within your budget while maintaining the highest standards of quality and craftsmanship.

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From the initial consultation to the final walk-through, we’re with you every step of the way. Our team is committed to ensuring a smooth renovation process, and we’re always available to answer your questions and address any concerns.

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As a trusted provider of full home renovation near me, bathroom remodeling, and bathroom renovation services, we offer a wide range of home renovation solutions to meet your needs:

Full Home Renovations: Whether you want to update a few rooms or completely renovate your home, we offer comprehensive services that cover everything from design to construction.

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When it comes to professional painting, Melbourne Painters is the trusted name for both residential and commercial painting projects. With years of experience in the industry, our team of expert painters in Melbourne is committed to providing top-tier painting services in Melbourne that cater to every client’s needs. Whether you're looking to freshen up your home or revamp your commercial space, we’re here to make your vision a reality.

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At Melbourne Painters, we specialize in delivering high-quality, professional painting services for both homes and businesses across Melbourne. Whether you need expert commercial painters in Melbourne or reliable painters in Melbourne for a home project, our skilled team offers a range of services to ensure your space looks its absolute best.

Located in Chelsea, VIC, we are conveniently positioned to offer our painting services in Melbourne to all surrounding areas. From the first consultation to the final coat of paint, we work closely with you to ensure your expectations are met, providing a seamless experience from start to finish.

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We offer a comprehensive range of painting services in Melbourne, tailored to both residential and commercial properties. No job is too big or small for us, and we ensure every detail is attended to for a perfect finish. Here’s a breakdown of the services we offer:

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As leading commercial painters in Melbourne, we understand the unique challenges that come with painting business properties. Whether you're updating your office, retail space, or industrial facility, our team will work around your schedule to minimize disruption to your daily operations. We provide professional painting services that enhance your commercial property's appearance, creating a welcoming and professional environment for clients, customers, and employees.

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Mixing and Mastering: Our mixing and mastering services ensure your audio is balanced and polished. We adjust sound levels, balance dialogue, and create a cohesive sound experience, so your project sounds seamless and engaging, whether it's for broadcast, streaming, or cinema.

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Your driveway is one of the first things people notice when they approach your home or business. Over time, it can accumulate dirt, oil stains, moss, algae, and other debris, diminishing the curb appeal of your property. At Excel Window Cleaning & Soft Wash Roof Cleaning, we specialize in professional pressure clean driveway services that restore the beauty of your driveway, making it look brand new again. Serving Aberglasslyn, NSW, and the surrounding areas, we are your go-to experts for driveway cleaning.

Why Choose Excel Window Cleaning & Soft Wash Roof Cleaning for Pressure Clean Driveways?
Experienced Professionals Our team is highly trained in pressure cleaning techniques and understands the best methods to clean various driveway surfaces, including concrete, asphalt, and pavers. We take care to use the right pressure and cleaning solutions to avoid damaging your driveway while ensuring it’s thoroughly cleaned.

Advanced Pressure Cleaning Equipment We use state-of-the-art pressure cleaning equipment that provides the right amount of power to remove dirt, grime, and stains from your driveway effectively. Our tools are designed to deliver consistent, efficient results for both small and large driveway cleaning projects.

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Remove Stubborn Stains Driveways often become victims of oil stains, tire marks, and other stubborn stains that are tough to remove with regular cleaning methods. Pressure cleaning driveways effectively lifts these stains and restores the original look of your surface.

Enhance Safety Algae, moss, and dirt buildup can make your driveway slippery, especially during rainy weather. Pressure cleaning helps remove these slippery contaminants, improving the safety of your driveway for both vehicles and pedestrians.

Prevent Damage Over time, dirt, grime, and other debris can cause wear and tear on your driveway. By scheduling regular pressure cleaning, you can prevent these elements from causing permanent damage, saving you money on costly repairs or replacements.

Increase Property Value A well-maintained driveway can add to the overall value of your property. Whether you're planning to sell or just want to improve your property's appeal, pressure cleaning your driveway is a simple yet effective way to increase its value.

The Pressure Cleaning Process for Driveways
Inspection and Assessment We begin by inspecting your driveway to determine the best approach for cleaning. Different types of surfaces, such as concrete, asphalt, or pavers, may require slightly different techniques to avoid damage and ensure the best results.

Preparation We take care to protect your surrounding plants, lawns, and nearby structures from any potential water damage. We also make sure that all necessary safety precautions are taken to ensure a smooth and effective cleaning process.

Pressure Cleaning Using our advanced equipment, we apply high-pressure water to your driveway to remove dirt, stains, moss, algae, and other debris. We may also apply an eco-friendly cleaning solution to break down tough stains and enhance the cleaning process.

Final Inspection Once the cleaning is complete, we inspect your driveway to ensure that every inch is spotless. We’ll remove any remaining debris and make sure the surface is left looking fresh and clean.

Why Regular Pressure Cleaning for Your Driveway is Important
Your driveway is exposed to various elements throughout the year, including dirt, oil, chemicals, and organic matter like moss and algae. Over time, these contaminants can cause damage, stains, and an overall unattractive appearance. Regular pressure cleaning ensures that your driveway stays in great condition, preventing damage and helping maintain its appearance for years to come.

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If you want to restore the look of your driveway with professional pressure clean driveway services in Aberglasslyn, NSW, Excel Window Cleaning & Soft Wash Roof Cleaning is here to help.

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