Import __past__ from __future__
If(past=="BOOM")
{
Future=+
}

- Why did this rm command take 2 seconds?
- OH FUCK....

My weekday setup :)

*Moves to another town to start a new job
*Been living in a dorm for the past month
*Starts looking for flats to rent
*Misses a few nice ones because he finds their ads a few hours late
*Starts developing an app that looks for new flat ads that matches his requirements and notifies him of their existence
*Finds a nice flat by accident before he even finish developing the app
*Refuses to rent it only because he believes his app could do better!

Me in a nutshell!

That was the fu***ng smart answer... (!)

You know you've had to deal with a tough database problem at work when you start seeing SQL in your own kitchen... (It says SOL meaning salt)

P.s. I sure hope this is how these memes work, because I want my avatar

Every developer's nightmare

Pick your programming language Waifu devRant.

I had to add a "I'm not a robot" checkbox to protect an email address written in a page reachable only from our intranet. Boss asked, I executed.

Internet not working..

Windows: *Checking for online solutions*

* wakes up to 26++s on devRant Post *

Me: * Googles how to handle fame *

I find it funny how so many people still do not know that 1 kilobyte is just 1000 bytes and not 1024 bytes!

That's a KibiByte!

Guys, kilo means 10^3, always! Always!