So true 😂😂😂

D E F R A G M E N T I O N

HR: "We are a family here."
Engineer: "No, we fucking aren't."

Two monitors. One code, one porn.

When your out of ideas

So my GF's studying C#. Some things they learn are actually true 🙈

God, I love trolling!

It doesn't matter what platform, OS, framework, language or technology you use.

You should be able to write good code. Which depends on your skills, knowledge and abilities

PS - Windows sucks. And will always sucks

"Why not adding fancy buttons when you could fix serious issues" - Android devs everyday

Oh, yeah, and the battery issue without having the ability to change the behavior of app, background apps and whatnot. Cuz battery is the forbidden apple that Android loves to feed on so muchhhh

"Your keyboard stopped working. Press F1 to continue"

Code never lies
Comments sometimes do

Nah!
Code lies too, especially when you train a neural network 😂😂

Like a boss

People out there are getting married, having kids, dating their crush and here I am staring at gradle build to finish with 32 errors and 10 warnings,life is that easy 😐