Maintaining some codeho#*'s crappy code be like 🙈

Please ++ this. I need a stress ball. I've been debugging someone else's code for the past 8 hours and it might as well be written in Sindarin script.

new developer :D

... i guess they re already here :))) well, atleast 2 of them

If you are one of those developers that always complains that you would do it better, complains after decisions are taken, complains for missing features and refuses to actually do something about it...

You are a dick.

Yuppie
++ and - - are added

My colleague went to the kitchen and left his screen unlocked :p
So....
I took a screenshot on his computer opened the image put it in full screen and waited for him to get back. I was laughing my ass off when he hit the reset button... no worries he had already pushed :p

Well that's... an interesting way to check for three characters repeated in a row...

And sometimes, a recruiter's email gets mistaken for an advertisement to have an affair. #itdoesnthurttolook

Not sure if it has been here, but the height of SO:

when I cried 😢😢😢

My coworker's face looking at the code with the greek question mark prank (https://www.devrant.io/rants/49335)

That awkward moment when you open a terminal and the non dev person next to you thinks you're hacking him.

From now on I am telling everybody I work as a baker. No one will ask me how an oven works, or to repair their croissant.

Who all want "++" instead of "+1" 🤔

Anybody else had to do their programming exams using only pen and paper?

well..

I typically stop reading recruiter emails when I get to the word anal.

*Scrolling through devRant*

*Battery at 10%*

*Scrolls through devRant faster*

- "Hi, it is you who starred my github project?"

most evil thing to do...

Waiting for Apple to approve your app like: