Gotta love when a client uses "small" to describe anything they want to make themselves feel like it'll be quick and cheap.
"Can you also add a small system that reads people's minds?"

It's the one thing that keeps me sane

Always be ready for those long nights!

Project Managers....😜

New double tap anywhere on rant for ++1 is a game changer. Real cool. Great work @dfox @trogus

Great article published on DZone by our @dfox describing how he and Tim built devRant with Neo4j:

https://dzone.com/articles/...

All good stories start with "when I pushed to production on a Friday..."

Debugging someone else's code and having the thought: "Am I better off just writing the code again from the start?!"

Until i get myself an actual sticker this will have to do...

Manager: this is your first day in your first job right?

Me: yes mam!

Mngr: Good .. here take this system understand it and read all of the source codes.

Me: hmmm Umm ok ... where's the documentation?

Mngr: no documentations ... the contractor left without providing the documents for it so we need you to understand everything ... as we have alot of enhancements lined up for it ... and we're too cheap to hire someone with advanced knowledge on this ... goodluck!

Me: ......

Use Vim. What could happen?...

When lead dev ask you to clean trainee's codes.

ctrl + a , delete

😂😂

Sometimes I wish I can control life like CSS.

Example: traffic{ float: left}

Fuck you HTML and CSS