iPhone User: We have Siri, FaceTime, animoji..

Me (Android user): We have Hammer.
😎😎

Truth can only be found in one place: the code.
-Robert C. Martin

As a Developer i hate this sentence from every Managers...

"THIS WILL NOT TAKE TIME".

Now you can DOWNLOAD Home appliances from playstore.. :D

Here is mine ☺️☺️☺️☺️

Going to try this...LOL 😂😂

This MEME made my day LOL :D

Android Developers 😂😂

Don't Talk about PRIVACY if u have installed Facebook App with all permissions allowed.. 🙄🙄

RIP IF - ELSE

DATA COMMUNICATION BETWEEN SERVER AND AN APP..

1. Write all data into files,
2. Make the files as zip,
3. Send the zip to server,
4. Server will unzip the zip file,
5. Read all the data line by line from the files and update the data.

** TRUST ME, THIS IS A PRODUCTION APP I HAVE SEEN FROM A CLIENT **

Oops...

FREELANCING should be renamed to COSTLANCING. Many people thinks that freelancing means free of cost.

How to become Android Developer with zero Programming knowledge?

1. Goto "About" option in your Android mobile.

2. Click "Build Number" continuously 5 times.

*tap* *tap* *tap* *tap* *tap*

Congratulations
"You are a Developer"
now :p

Non CS friend: I want to learn Hacking, and Hack Facebook.

Me: That's pretty easy, We'll start with Hacking Twitter today, then tomorrow Facebook.

F: Ya, thats ok.

Me: 1. Login into your Twitter account,
2. Open the account you want to hack,
3. Right click on the tweet, and click inspect element, and Change the tweet as you want.

F: Wowww... Man that's amazing...

*** He believed that he is a hacker for one whole day ***

*Android New version released*

Users: Wow! Let's see what are the new features are...

Developers: Shit! Let's see what are the things they DEPRECATED.