This is so true.

Most days, I feel pretty good about my skill and contributions, but I still sometimes worry that I might be the cog with the terrible code that all my coworkers rant about.

is it that difficult to understand..

Yayyyyy! I got the stickers 😆
Thank you @dfox and @trogus for building this great dev community. We owe you 1000 lines of code :p

Working from here today! Too beautiful to stay at my desk all day.

Coding Under The Stress!

`git push origin master --force`

I find Scrum Masters useless. I'd rather have a developer replace them. Am I overseeing their value? Could someone enlighten me?

I also think that if a group comprised of smart people, things spontaneously happen without needing a handrail to walk along.

Start them young

Error 404. Dead Link.

i dont like it :((

Responsive..

Hate being forced to jump back and forth between mutiple projects that use different languages, syntax, and IDEs. Feels like I'm juggling chainsaws and kittens.

A+ use of wallpaper

When you're drinking while coding, then you visit some wrong page in a site and....

Spent 20 minutes on the phone to our server center in india spelling letter for letter who I was and what the issue is.
Finally she says: "Send me an email."
Me: "I did, you are calling me remember?"

Finally could delete over 10.000 lines of legacy code. Feels so relieving!

when you only have 1 day to deliver the project ...

When you answer the same question, from the same guy, for the Nth time about why this thing you developed N months ago works as it was designed, based on his requirements.

And at the end you can't really be mad, because he is super friendly and being sorry for that... again...

When your coworker brings in a mechanical with blue switches...and there's no headphones

That guy who gets fingerprints on my monitor screen. Argh! Can't you just *point* like a normal person?

co worker edits front end to design, breaks code then files a bug ticket for you.

so true...

Never copy

If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to make it your default browser, you're brave enough to ask that girl out.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore

Rest vs soap

Civil war begins

Coming down from a high of a Cavs championship tonight. Driving home from Cleveland with another dev, out of nowhere he says, "I know why the app still works"

// always troubleshooting

So deep!

I once spotted this in our PHP code:

if (!empty("literal string")) { ... }

How did that even passed the code review process still remains a mystery.