Am I the only one who feels offended by the stupidity of who feels offended by the term "master" in GitHub?

This made my day!!!!!

Every normal developer:
git pull

Me:
gti pull
gut pull
gi pull
git pill

Goddamn

Yesterday I finally finished building my new keyboard

Just picked up my first BMW motorcycle.

2016 S1000RR

Extremely excited 😀

Oh my dog, why?

docker???

My company is a joke so I wrote my resignation in comic sans. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Famous last words:

Ill just secure my api later during development

Windows boot manager.

Credits: https://twitter.com/yatish27/...

LOL...

Stop it. Shoo!

aahh just keep googling

Repost from r/programmerHumor

Can you pass me the salt? 😃

Interviewer: Why do you want to work for Facebook?

Me: I'm keen on protecting people's data and want them to have a good user experience

Interviewer:

Me:

Interviewer:

Me: haha I'm joking I don't give a shit

Interviewer: haha omg I was like whaaatttt lmao

src: https://twitter.com/ArfMeasures/...

Don't look at my branch...

Would you call me a psychopath for doing this?

No matter how much you learn and practise, you're still going to break something.

So get on with learning, and break something huge!

True 😂😂

This is the first time an IDE has apologized to me.
PS: Dev notes, crash reports etc are excluded. This is the IDE saying sorry I can't do it, no matter what.

Covid19

Because Social distancing 🤷‍♂️

DigitalOcean have given me heaps of free credit for hosting open source projects / things related to open source projects over the years. They've also given free hosting to various charities I know. Seem like a bunch of genuinely good people.

TEN YEAR LOG
FUUUUCK

Client just informed our support that they solved their own forgotten password problem by clicking the "forgot password" button in our app. They say they are now awaiting the email with the password recovery details.

One problem: we don't have a forgot password button in our app.

Not mine but an error message in a game when you're trying to logout:

"You're currently not logged in. Please log in to log out."

Logically valid though

-During the brief moment stack overflow was down today-
Boss: “can you look up how to do this?
Me: “stack overflow is down”
Boss: “well shit I guess you can go home”

Tips for people new to programming

1. Start counting from zero
2. Trees are upside down, root's probably at the top
3. Warnings are usual, go rogue!

What more? 😂