Windows, I am not your father!

😢😢😢

when you thought you know everything about JavaScript

Boss always summon a meeting while I'm very happy in coding.

how i feel when coding with normal programming languages:
could you show me this text on screen please?
how i feel when coding with SQL:
GIVE ME EVERYTHING YOU HAVE. YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

"My co-founders are all nontechnical so they do not understand when I rant about code"

"There's an app for that!"

It happens to me each month..

We all heard of you...

Naming files smh...

Does anyone else suddenly lose the ability to type properly as soon as someone is watching/pairing?

My new shirt came today!

There it is

'We are a fast paced team where you will have a lot of opportunity for growth'
Do you sponsor conference tickets?
No
Can I get some programming books?
No
Do I get chance to goto meet ups?
If you can meet the deadlines and have free time.

... How am I supposed to learn then?
STACKOVERFLOW

It will be fun they said...it's a trap!

When we had to do our first html5 exam at school... On paper... Written in CAPS... #trowback #horror #worstteacherever

1 down and a load more to go.

Installed Wordpress for a friend on his site, host only supports Wordpress v2.0 😳

Redundant comments.

// check if 'thing' exists
if (thingExists()) {
...
}

When the client asks "is your software bug-free?"

client "it's ok we have a logo"

2 days later... receive a Word doc in an email with clients pixelated logo embedded

When you change something in the webdesign, the user doesn't see it after refresh and you have to explain 'cache' 😐