This baby just arrived 😍
Finally found a nice place for the sticker.

Can't tell you about my first job as I've never had one. 😕

The moment when the bus 🚌 boots into EFI Shell

When you and your colleague discover Gitkraken !

"Sorry."

how the qa tests my code

Debugging 101

And once again, Ikea has saved me a bunch of money!

When you finally done debugging.

If you ever have a client asking for a site working on IE4 contact me

Watching normal people use a computer is incredibly painful.
* slow typing
* slow mouse movements
* mouse is used for everything
* instead of hitting the back button, they'll load up a website and go through 6 pages again.
* no shortcuts!

Someone lost their tabs today (Windows crashed), so I said "press ctrl + shift + T". They were so amazed that keys could do something so advanced.
Dhcosncowhtoehwurt hrnxkxxhry he.

Honestly, if people learned how to use keyboards to their full potential, they could shave off 1-2 hours of their normal work PER DAY!

Just don't.

adding //To do in my code be like

When the creator of JavaScript answers your questions !!! Damn !

~Ring ring~
Me: Hello, how can i help you?
User: The system is not working
Me: It's because there is not electricity
User: Oh, thanks

10 seconds later
Me: Hello, how...
User: Hi, it's me again, i checked in the building and there is light in the hallway
Me: It's the emergency lights
User: Oh, thanks

Time to hide an easter egg in my code

You know you're not going to have fun when you get assigned to a project which required to install this software...

Working alone is great. You won't have to deal with others shit coding and others won't have to handle your shit coding.

Code free, code alone!

When you don't test EVERYTHING...

We have open office. I had this co-worker Intern who sits right at the corner of the development team and farts silently. Sometimes there's no smell or little but sometimes it smells like he has shit on this pants.

No one knew that he was the one who farts in the office because he was always quiet and doing his job and doesn't react whenever anyone says anything to him.

On a friday evening when we were having drinks with other coi-workers in the office, he got high and told everyone that he was the one who farts silently in the office. Actually that was his last day of Internship too.

"Sometimes you just gotta see your code from another angle"

When Visual Studio won't tell you where did you forget to put the ";"...

FML Everytime. :/

You always amaze me Windows!

My screens have a different height, but luckily I solved the problem with c++

The guy in the blue shirt shows us a real life implementation of HTTP error 418 I'm a teapot