FUCK

PRESSED CTRL+C IN THE WRONG TERMINAL

BYE BYE HOURS OF WAITING 😞

And on Fridays we all say together...

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✨ DON'T ✨
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✨ PUSH ✨
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✨ TO ✨
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nintendo or networking equipment?

Yaaa its really the solution

😂😂😂

1 . Seen it
2 . Mind blown
3 . Why i didn't thought of that
I loveee the ideea

I know sex is cool but have you ever entered BIOS with only one key press?!

i started using reddit i few days ago

!r/ProgrammerHumor

I like how I didn’t get he was talking about cars for a solid minute

So I wrote a code in HTML and js that puts an alert on the screen that says "all of your info is mine now, goodbye" and then redirects you to the nyam cat site

I sent it to some of my friends to have a little laugh but they have sent it to other people and eventually the school principle called me and told me to go to her office and retrieve all the data I stole

I went there and explaind her the prank but she didn't believe me
So she called the programming teacher to check the file
She laughed as hard as I've ever seen anyone laughing and told me to go back to class

It was scary and funny but the thing I've learnt is that it's stupid to prank ignorant people.

Googles best javascript framework.

1st link: react is the best one.
Me: Ignore

2nd link: Angular is the best one.
Me: ignore.

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8th link: Vue is the best one.
Me: I knew it.

No doubts, the software engineers suggested this.

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My girlfriend doesn't talk to me anymore after I said I helped the new girl to do some penetration testing.

USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails

Girl: we need to talk

Me: OK

Girl: you seem to have more time for your computer than me. I want to know how important I am to you.

Me: You are the number 1 in my life.

Girl: *smiles and hugs me*

Me: (thinking)...Just that I start counting from 0

Today we interviewed a _very_ good Angular1 Dev, by chance we showed him the forked ngRouter module we use, after some debate he explained that we were using it incorrectly.. I asked if he'd used it before to which he responded:

"Yeah, I'm the guy who built it"

😅

Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

So I just booted up my laptop.

WE'VE UPDATED OUR PRIVACY POLICY.
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I agreed to all of it.

And continued my day.

Have a nice day everyone.

P.S no I'm not talking about emails

Interviewer: What is your native language?

Me: Lisp

Interviewer: The programming language?

Me: Yeth

*Laughs in linux*

How do you call a sick developer?

A Devil.

Well that joke was shit

Historically, tattoo artists would operate free of charge on women's breasts. This was an attractive offer for both sides, and spawned the phrase "tit for tat", which now represents two sides of an argument offering items of equal value.

This is a fact I just made up, like "Java runs on 4 billion devices"

Hmm. In the cooking section you say...

Roses are red..🌹🌹
Sky is blue...🌌🌌
unexpected '{' on line 72

Pen testing

* Finishing up my English NLP for my App *

Me: Finally it’s ready. Now my app can understand everything that the users say.

* I get my first millennial user *

My App: Hello there! Would you like to ask me a question?

User: yesn’t

My App: * crashes *

Found this on Reddit!
Makes sense!

Someone had to say it