Apple just launched a $5999 cheese grater

Found this on the big ass advert screen outside my cinema. The Dino represents my feelings very well to that exact message 😂

Perfect summary of my school projects...

Yup.. Pretty accurate!

Hearing my dad yell about his online backup not working.

Source: https://redd.it/5w8ddp

Good to know Microsoft really wants me to download and use Edge... Not.

Pretty accurate

Good game Steam! Error displaying this error message.

When I show the boss that I have finally
fixed this bug.

<? $year = year++; ?>

#throwback to when you transferred files with Infrared on your brick Nokia

What's the button you maybe see every day, but never press?

Google's "I'm feeling lucky" instead of search 🙈 When did you honestly press that button last time?

I found this funny, or my dev-humor is just really bad :>

Friend: Ugh
Friend: Java and BlueJ.
Friend: Why you indicate relationships between classes that have no relationships.
Friend: Fu BueJ
Me: It's called a crush :wink:
Me: *badum-tssss*

Precision: As in having a crush on a person, but no relationship :)

The life of a frontend developer

If doctors were treated like web developers!

My guilty pleasure music for debugging is Britney Spears: Work bi*ch. Am I alone ? >:)

Martin Ruter King jr. makes powerful speeches.

> rsync -avz --remove-source-files / life@usa:/newhome@moon

Childhood ruined

> *CTRL+C*
> *Server stopped*
> Terminate batch job? No
> Too late! *terminated*

#cmd #logic

Programs are like humans. First you need to do baby steps and make it work like you want it, and teach it how to work. Then after the release the youth brings a lot of bugs and swearing. Finally it's grown up and can handle itself. Then it gets old and no one are so attracted to it anymore. It rests in peace on a old storage drive, and gets replaced by a new generation. 👶🏼👦🏽👨🏽👴🏽

Entering BIOS be like...

Am I the only one who lets friends and relatives always browse on my computer on the OS-default browser like Safari or IE. So they don't disturb my precious tabs and log in Chrome? 😂

If I purchase HTC Vive or Rift, can I visualise multidimensional arrays? 🤓

Im disappointed that the weekly rants did not start with wk0

My worst mistake was to have localhost phpmyadmin up, and beside the production one. I ran DROP on production instead of localhost. That was not a nice feeling when I realised 😐

Why do planes crash or never take off? Because vertical-alignment never does what it's supposed to.

.titanic{
float: none;
}

Imagine coding being like designing. Customers would look at your code and say vague things like: "could you make it more cool?", "could you make it more wow?", "could you make the background white?"

Tabs and spaces is one thing. How about WinRar vs. 7zip? 😏