Devops here, Devops there ... Stop with this bullshit, less than half of the guys with Devops on their CV truly are Devops.

Same shits for Fullstack or Scrum Master, and I think I know why.

Because recruiters and companies absolutly ignore what it truly is : "Devops ? That's the new name for sysadmin hipster, believe me we're not hiring Sysadmin anymore but Devops now.".

So now they want more and more people with these profiles.
This is just leading everyone to become what they're not.

Please get your facts straight before fucking everything up.

New rig up and running.

Python thug life

Started watching Silicon Valley last night and I must say damn is it addictive. S1 was complete by morning.

suddenly while you introduce yourself to everyone..

Best chart ever.

In case you were wondering, I couldn't revisit it and was super groupie today with Uncle Bob!

JetBrains IDEs hands down. These folks know what devs need.

Postman anyone? It's the shit.

Api's in the morning, ipa's in the evening.

No one tests in production like I do..
Just gave the wife a Brazilian wax for the first time.

I guess I could have tried on the dog first but ... No.

Anyone? 🤗🤗😇☺🙂

"Documentation is like sex; when it's good, it's very, very good, and when it's bad, it's better than nothing." - Dick Brandon

"XML is like violence – if it doesn’t solve your problems, you are not using enough of it." - Unknown

Le me everytime opportunity knocks on my door.

I'm new to DevRant

Made an account just to say how much I hate lf-crlf errors. Fucking waste of time. Everytime. Feeling creative? How about spending hours on SO?

Fucking mosquitoes. 😡😬

Last meeting I suggested we started using unit test and perhaps TDD on our platforms.

My boss is open to it and everyone seems to like the idea...

Now I just discovered that our dumbass coworker is trying to say by my back that its a bad idea to double the code efforts and that he sees no point in it...

Well dumbass cock sucker who can't even fucking remember how to write `docker-compose up` without messing things up you can fuck your self because you are certainly gonna be fucked sideways untill the end of the year.

AWS is so complicated, it could be a full-time job to only understand all their names and stuff

Meanwhile in Production ...

I have difficulties to process why some of my developer colleagues have such difficulties reading and processing error messages.

It says what is wrong RIGHT THERE MAN!

Setting my ssh banner to an instance of cowsay speaking the navy seal copypasta is one of my best ideas yet

Amen Brother ✊️

We are transferring our infrastructure to Google cloud and Docker. Last week one of our frontend developers tell me:
But it works without Docker!

Making a programmer fix your pc is like making a professional painter paint your fence

!rant

Today I got an interview for a cool job: Comissioning engineer with focus on PLC-programming.

So nervous, but so happy at the same time.

async functions, the easy way

Tshirts by my employer to new joinees
Free Tshirts FTW