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It started with cout>>"Hello World!"; and now became "You are uppity fucked up"
Skills

I can adapt
Location

Philippines

Joined devRant on 9/3/2016

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Heidi is hitting me with some harsh truths here.

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Python -> indentation
HTML -> <!doctype HTML>
C++. -> int main()
PHP. -> <?php ?>

These are the fundamentals for some popular languages. Than there is this;

Lisp. -> ()

Like it doesn't give a fuck.
Not a single one.
I like that.

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Got my stickers! Thanks devRant

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My colleague (female) hooked up with me, made me do all her project work and dumped me as soon as it was complete.

</rant>

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!rant

That great moment when you can just write your code with nobody rushing you and no deadlines

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When GCC gives up on you..

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I just had a nightmare.

I never became a developer. Instead I had a normal 9-5, didn't do work at home, slept well and spent my free time on social activities.

It was horrible.

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With only a developer team of two people dev rant sees more updates in a week, than Facebook's Windows apps see in a month.

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When a condition is true and false at the same time...

var_dump(0 == "x"); // true
var_dump(!0 == " x"); // true

WTF?!

I started using the === more often...

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It's hard training fresh grads at work when their minds are already full of themselves. Code written for production is always different from those written for projects.

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3rd week of my new job: I f**ed the computer. Deadline is coming and boss on vacations. Great. Just great

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A fun experience with a client:
Client: We want to use a database in the cloud without internet.
Us: Uhm that's not possible.
Client: Why not? You don't need internet to use a cloud database, because it's in the sky right?
.....
We will never forget our first client.
p.s. he also wanted to use his wifi printer without internet and cable

I pray for a future where clients have a better understanding of IT related concepts🙏

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JavaScript, you task me!!!!

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Exception handling.

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Does anyone else suddenly lose the ability to type properly as soon as someone is watching/pairing?

question typing

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My girlfriend dumped me after I named a class after her. She felt I treated her like an object.

joke/meme joke

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"A different error message! Finally some progress!"

rant

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Joined the dark side.

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Every time someone posts their multi monitor setup I'm looking at my setup and be like: "Will this community accept me?"

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Working on Sunday because deadline is next week.
P.S. We got project yesterday.... Wish me luck.....

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Sometimes i want to erase all my programing skills to learn it all over again, it felt great when i instructed computer to do something, rather these days i'm asked to make computer do something, first hello world was nothing but that i what i wanted to do 😊

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Amen :p

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when devrant itself speaks binary

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Sometimes, Sundays are full of fun when you do not have to worry about any code.

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DevRant is life now, find myself on here more often than not 😂

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A business's site that has only five pages, and one of them is a 404, is.... ***scratches chalkboard with wire brush***

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["Hip","Hip"]

//Hip Hip Array

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Devrant Community is the best community. Applause for ourselves.

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i'm not sure if it had anything to do with this app i'm working on but I broke down and cried when I saw that I forgot to take my laundry out.

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there are two types of people...

if(condition){
//code
}

and

if(condition)
{
//code
}

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