Java developer joining the dark side

Ramadan Mubarak to all of my Muslim developers out there. 😊

Shit just got real

Ah, this makes me feel nostalgic.

That would be 🙄

The rant starts here

I love my city but cmon developers 😂

"Other" seems to be some kind of antimatter

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sorry;

Is this true?

When you're not creative enough to make a post that would give you some stickers but you have a 3D printer...

Today I finally found out, what's real 64GB/s speed. My vacuum cleaner ate my flashdisk.

I have stickers on my laptop too
😎😎
😂😂😂😂

Found this gem on Facebook 😂

Every IT admin's wish

Truth be spoken :P

Happy Pi day people!

That's a lot of contributors

To all my clients :

What a beauty 😍

Haha, always a gem ❤

When you have maths but your code is calling

Sometimes I envy the blind because nobody invites them to "let's talk about what colour to make this" meetings

Privacy is a legend

Pleb: "What's your job?"
Me: "I'm a programmer."
Pleb: "Great, because I have a problem with my pri..."
Me: "STOP! Last person who thought I was a printer support serf got strangled with the printer cable."
Pleb: "But it's a wireless printer."
Me: "Right, where's the power cord?"

When you have trouble naming variables, begin writing the comment for what it should do and the name will come to you :)

The night I lost control

Finding my car in the parking structure is much easier at 1am.

For the second time in a week I missed my bus stop because I was reading devRant

We feel you bro...