techy stuff

How to solve a program😉😉😉😉

Not really a recruiter but at interview at one place I was given a printed code example and told that there was 8 bugs and that I shield treat it like a code review.

I found 16 bugs and 4 bad practices and explained them all to the director of software engineering and team lead (that set the test), they agree that I was correct; the director turned to the team lead and said ... Are you are your a senior

I tried not to laugh lol

Every day

"Do not disturb"

We feel like 😭

I prefer my own proprietary code over open source solutions any day. Might take longer to develop, but it hits the spot.

Programming on a train is always interesting. I expect a minimum of one dirty/confused look off a member of the public.

Found this amazing

Which is worse?

- Staying at a company you helped build because you have an emotional attachment to it, even if it's not as good to work for now, people are leaving every week and pay is under market rate.

- Leaving a company you helped build purely for more money and a big name on your CV.

Follow the money or follow your heart?

(Image slightly relevant?)

Reading about Lua, see this:

"Lua arrays are 1-based: the first index is 1 rather than 0 as it is for many other programming languages (though an explicit index of 0 is allowed)."

*close tab*

The struggle is real my friends. I know all of you feel my pain.

Having meetings about how to have effective meetings is my own personal hell.

Less talking... more coding

How to talk to programmers

"Sorry, you can't use this password. This password is already in use by user Sander. Please, choose another password."

corps diagram

5 Fundamental qualities of good programmers....

“ Java is to JavaScript what Car is to Carpet. ” - Chris Heilmann

Perfect quote!!

haha, I've got to start adding this to all of my code...