"Do the deploy on friday"

I know we havent gave you any specification, documentation and not a single design but when do you think this will be done?

- Every fucking PM un the world

Change my own css

PM: Costumer said the site does not work on IE.
Dev: He deserves it for using that shit.

I assume Im forkable now 🤘

Moving a stupid shadow 1 px up because UX sees everything like a fucking microscope. O bet a million users will he thankful for that and will use the app again. 😑

Writing bugs

pgAdmin 4: I don't know what shit they used to build you and I don't give a light fuck, you fucking suck!! 😤😤

With great power comes great responsibility.

CSS is evil!

I'm not the smartest person in the room... neither my boss 😑

😲 For fuck's sake now I have to sell my 2 kidneys instead of 1 if I want to buy a MacBook pro.

Fucking expensive shit.

Yesterday I was invited to rackspace's offices in San Antonio.

Their people are so nice and they're full of great culture. That's truely a fanatical support those guys offer, also their IT security team is so reliable, they take their work really serious and I mean REALLY serious, I'd love to work at rackspace some day.

Best place ever.

I just hardcoded some urls just to make a deployment amd go home

I'm sorry.

Java's lambdas because one liners are so damn cool 🤓

The other day I was looking for my wallet and the first thing that crossed my mind was "Ctrl + F" please tell me I'm not crazy

I'll leave my tomorrow's issues to tomorrow's me

"Hey bro van you hack uber to get me free rides?"

When updating the activities log:
- Working in the clients report feature 8:00 am - 9:30
- Improving slow query 9: 45 am 10: 45 am
- Filling this piece of shit because my boss cares what other departments say and wants to demonstrate that we are actually working since his a fucking square-minded dinasour who thinks more hours = more productivity FML 11:00 am - 11:15 am

this books may change your life.

PS: first rant, you guys are great