We just moved offices, and I got a desk by the wall, so I took full advantage.

I personally hate those words 😑😚😎

Pair program with myself. It's lonely but 3x more effective than pairing with my idiot colleagues

My boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time!

Thank you, Google!

Stolen from Reddit, but still hilarious 😁
Credit: https://reddit.com/r/google/...

My reward for understanding this thing is an early night. Time for bed :) remind me not to submit this assignment with the comments still in it. As I have done before.

"Describe your life in 3 words"

Me:

This is a picture of my code when my computer is turned off.

Everyone excited about Silicon valley and Mr. Robot and I'm here just waiting for another season of Gravity Falls...

Wondering around some code and I found:

// The next few lines of code should be fairly self-explanatory
// ...

Well if it were so self-explanatory then why TF putting up a comment here!!

Git blame file

Oh sugar it was written by me...

Finally the solution!

Made me chuckle, cheers robershuxley /r/ProgrammingHumor

I can't wait for summer to come

for Mr. Robot season 3

Talking about stickers, here's mine

Recursion...

'Normal' people when they get a new phone:
- install whatsapp
- install Facebook (or other social media)
- install regular email app

Me:
- Root phone
- Install app ops
- Install Signal
- Install encrypted email services' app
- Install firewall
- Install devRant

Anyone else like me here?

Sure Google... sure.

It's like minefield of idiots.

Just released my JS devRant API wrapper. It has support for posting, viewing, voting and much more. If you are interested here is the NPM package:
https://npmjs.com/package/...

When you are frustrated but you have to log some stuff to your console.

What did you guys do for your final year projects in college? If you did cs that is. And how well did you do?

Learning vim like

Me: The script is 85% ready.
Manager: Lets make it do something else, then.

Fuck apple and their fucking certificates for ios development. What a way to make a dev's life worse.

Microsoft mentioned devRant on Twitter

Hey everyone - just a note on rants about politics: we've had a long-standing policy not to really allow any of them. So if you post one and see it quickly disappear from the feed, that's why.

We've gathered a lot of feedback on this and Tim and I both agree that Facebook is ridden with posts about politics and one of the more refreshing aspects of devRant is we've kept it free of that. It's also an aspect of Facebook that many people I've talked to really hate.

Thank you, and feel free to let me know if you have any questions.

If you're not learning anything new at your job it's probably time to move on.

That we awesome moment when you want to know your bus' ETA at the official government website and...

#aspclassicftw

Honey, I love you, but plz I'm trying to focus

Today I got kicked out of a sports store in a city that I'm not from on Black Friday for *allegedly* walking onto the putting green and teeing off a little foamy practice ball with a 3 wood.

There were a lot of accusations(which was pretty ironic considering I *may* have).

My main defense is that I honestly didn't think I was talented enough for it to end up in hunting & fishing on the other side of the store.
On the plus side I may have found a new hobby outside of developing