I knew I wanted to become a dev the day that I found out about the MissingNo glitch in Pokémon Blue Version.

Interviewed for a company that needed help with an Ecommerce website, after which I was given a take home assignment to create a small web page displaying books from a DB.

The instructions specifically said to write it in any language or even pseudocode... Upon turning in the working solution I was rejected for not picking their current Ecommerce framework.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. Clearly they forgot to list "mind reader" in the job description...

Spent a day trying to come up with an intelligent way to compile assets only to realize I recreated Redux... 🙃

When you change the color of your syntax highlighting on your code edtor

Obligatory'); DROP TABLE rants;--

When people say they are a "full-stack developer" because they can start an Express server...

Client on his 40-inch 4K monitor: "Why is there so much white space on this page?"

Me: "Mobile traffic accounts for 70% of traffic..."

Client: "Can we just make it a little more interesting?"

"We all just commit to the master branch here."

Trying to figure out why your code won't work after you fixed it, only to find that the offshore team completely fucked everything back up again 😵

Puns for days