windows update code

function update(){
print("10%");
print("30%");
print("50%");
print("99%");
_doActualUpdate();
_mineBitcoin();
print("100%");
return;
}

I've put my blood, sweat and tears into this company in the past years. Worked overtime, evenings, weekends, night shifts to get shit done and helped out in sharing knowledge only to learn a new guy who's still learning has 200 bucks higher pay check than me.

I'm not even sure how to react to this.

My first interview.

Interviewer looks at my resume, asks me questions about the projects that I had done at that time.

Tells me he hadn't done this much when he was of my age.

Rejected.

"Any product that needs a manual to work is broken." - Elon Musk

Just signed a contract for a new room!

This means I'll be going from 500kbs to a general 30-50mbs 😍

We call “Binary digITS” “bits”.

So then what would we call ternary digits?

Friend: What is your New Year's resolution??

Me: 7680×4320

Friend: Stupid Nerd. *Walks aways*

It's so good, to have a CEO who is an engineer and has coded in the past.

As you might guess, this leads to rational requests and expectations.

Solution to all of our Git problems

One of my friends got his PC dual booted for ₹5000 (≈ 80$).

My take:

I got this from a page in fisbuk

Found this while doing some random googling 😂

Nope.. Not doing that.

Are you even a Dev if you don't have an abandoned or incomplete side project ?😂

Sql is coming to town...

Other people : she said yes :') :')

Me: the client accepted the first draft without asking for changes :') :')

After 24 hours looking to monitor
Code look like this picture

Team work!

Dirty backend

Style sheet affect any things :)

🎁🎁🎁

When a website uses https but stores passwords in plain text...

Me learning JavaScript
Step 1 console.log("hello world")
Step 2 change the devrant avatar t shirt to js

Yesterday I managed to optimize a query...
Went from 43 seconds to 0.0702 seconds.

For some reason mysql decided to copy the data of 4 huge tables into a temp table and do its operations there... (the copying to temp tale took 42/43 seconds)

Two composite indexes later and I saved the company hours of time over the course of a few months.

Feels good.

You know you are drunk when you SSH into the server and try to SSH back into your computer.😂

Happens only in Bangalore...

Best DHCP server ever.

It's funny because it's true

This is a place in switzerland... i felt the power...

This couldn't be any truer, in our totally flawed education system.