When you tell the juniors to comment on everything...

what you think about that?

Doge cate

A journalist asked a programmer :-
What makes code bad ?

No comment.

Today I discovered by myself that...

...in a shell...

...when entering a password (e.g. ssh)...

...and you make a typo... 🤦‍♂️

...you don't need to smack that backspace key like a maniac! You can just use the clear line shortcut: control+U (^U). This clears all input to the left of your cursor and this also works for passwords.

There's a guy who uses a small electric scooter to speed across the office. It's less than 30 meters to the other side of the office.

Guy is going to hurt someone at some point. I don't even know the guy but I can already tell he's a dick.

Watching and learning 🤨

While watching season 2 of Star Trek Discovery, it was nice to learn SQL is alive and well in the 23rd century. Also, that there are still idiots that don't defend against injection on a warp-capable spaceship with transporter technology.

tl;dr Why Linux?

So yeah, another Linux question. I love C# and been doing some WPF and Xamarin stuff and planning to learn ASP.NET, but why do I hear that Linux is better than Windows for web dev. Why should I learn it especially if I want to specialize in .Net? Sorry just a student and I heard Microsoft is bringing a lot of Linux goodness to Windows and I wonder why.

I have this headache that...

Keeping up with new JS frameworks is like keeping up with celebrity gossip. It really isn't useful on it's own but you can talk to other people about it and be perceived as woke.

Thanks for the info

Software development process

Bingo!!

https://oracle.com/linux/...

It all makes sense now...

When management produces a list of priorities but every item on the list is #1 priority. So some items are in BOLD to signify their even greater priority over other priorities.

Every user who's Smartphone is neither one year old nor will be getting Version Upgrade

Dear Skype,

Job done

I punch em in the face

Ducky!

Just was at a company which had that. I smiled.

// TODO hahaha

When someone pays for WinRAR !!

I never even noticed this thing but it's handy xD

When you are waiting for right time/aka price drop.

Just Bitcoin thing.

Front end guy: Somethings wrong with your server. My app is crashing.
* proceed to check logs. Everything fine
Me: Ok send me a log, a printscreen something. What calls do you make?
*send a printscreen with a failling 404 request
* You dense motherfucker learn your fucking http status. They are there for a reason😤

When you look at the old projects you abandoned on github

presentation is in 30 minutes time! still cant figure it out so you fake it by doing this..

Me watching Bitcoin price and regretting not investing in it