cat--;

cancer is a bitch

bumped this one - its awsome

Me everytime when someone ask me to help him in his code

Try turning it OFF and ON again

Is a word missing there?

This is what Steve Jobs would have said about removing headphone jack questions

https://youtu.be/65_PmYipnpk

Feature idea: Videos on devRant!

got coffee from the dispenser

it's yesterday's coffee

!Rant

It's Friday at the office in Denmark, which means 🍻

"How does HTML store user data?"

This is why I need coffee in the morning

I love javascript. Never understood why people hate it. Javascript is love javascript is life :D

That moment when your marketing manager makes technology decisions for your project and says "let's just use WordPress" ...

Im in an actual deadlock
I can't sleep coz I want to code
I can't code coz I want to sleep

✅ Update Failed!

Programmers are just tools converting caffeine to code. It's magic!✨

😂😂😂

True :|

Absolutely :|

Build systems
Testing tools
Performance tools
Debugging tools
Automation tools
.
.
.

:|

The database dude: yeah it gets saved as a string.
*me sets up preg_match for a string*
Database 'guru': we tried entering the data in the form and we are getting an error. Fix it!

Turns out it's being saved by id.
Data wizards my ass

Burn in hell!!

Every programmers life

Every programmer has to see this. (copy paste link below in a browser).

https://destroyallsoftware.com/talk...

Switching from development to production

Worth a thought!

now you know what to do ;)

i just recently got how correct that is while working on a project with multiple people

If you play a Windows CD backwards, you'll hear satanic chanting... worse still, if you play it forwards, it installs Windows.

Understanding JS Promises be like

not mine, but haven't seen here yet.

**Looking for a job**
Sees a posting saying 20+ years Linux experience....The hell, why don't you just get Linus to do that job...