In commiseration that everyone that ever spent too much time dealing with Azure DevOps Pipelines.

PM: By when can you do this?
Me: Monday
PM: Which monday?
Me: Exactly

Ugly logo i made for my CI tool
lol

I dream of the day a professor gives me a question that requires a meme be made lmao

How progressive is this :)

Have a look at my new coding buddy and all its awesomeness!

When the Project Owner wants monitoring and asking the IT without clear specification 😅

Reproducing a bug is easy breezy

The way my code review was XD

You know what? I'm gonna write my own WordPress theme and I'll write it in my own docker compose.

* googles how to handle fame *

Stress testing my new cnc, say Hello World roundy

YouTube: tapping like 1px out of the like button, obviously you want to reply to the comment
Facebook: let's just remove the like button altogether, only exposing it to the comment section
DevRant: let's make it possible to double-tap anywhere on the post to upvote it

Only one of them did things the right way 🤨

In salesforce, the baseclass of "Object" is SObject and the baseclass of an apex class is object.
Whoever named this smoked too much.

You can find some golden comments deep inside github repos 😂

When was last time you had Fight or Argument(restricted only to texting) with your GF/BF/Spouse while coding?

The amount of text typed on phone is more than the code on screen.

Me taking the first steps in Assembler

Distributed systems be like

OMG I have no clue why they're leaving
- Every asshole manager ever

When Facebook says they care about your privacy lol

Got assigned to fix a bug in a validation function that would always return true even if the data is invalid.

I looked at the code from the function and noticed that the only line of code in the function was "return true;"

Apparently, the programmer who wrote this function a few years ago got fired and no one ever finished his work.

Now it amazes me that no one ever has looked at the problem and just assumed it would be a complicated bug.

Currently rewriting a typescript app to ES5

You read that right, from typescript 2.9 to ES5, not ES6 or 7, just ES5

I guess the boss doesn’t like modern stuff

On the bright side, i contacted some recruiters today and there are already 2 companies who want me over for an interview

This is so true

When your out of ideas

. 😄

I met a skater who had a fork bomb on his skateboard

https://twitter.com/fakealexrussell...

Docker: "Build, Manage and Secure Your Apps Anywhere. Your Way."

Also Docker: "To run Linux in Windows, sacrifice 3 virgins."

Got semi drunk and thought "Now would be a good time to implement this feature"
*Codes for 2 hours straight without compiling once*
"Done. Good night"

The next morning:
Gets up and tries out feature
*Fixes 2 syntax errors/typos*
*Tries again*
*Feature works*

Time to do a little bit of shaming:

I'm specialized in e-commerce applications, mostly based on Shopware, a german out-of-the-box online-shop. They essentially claim to be a better Magento. In December of last year I found a critical issue within the code. Products within the shop can be declared as digital wares. In that case the purchase of a product will unlock the possibility to download a designated file.

As a customer you can access your downloads within the account section. Now here's the problem: The query that fetches the unlocked downloads for a customer is hard-capped at 500 rows. So after your 500th purchase, you won't be able to access any further files you paid for. Essentially their developers thought that this limit would never be exceeded anyway and called it a day.

Personally I think this unacceptable. For the merchant this is a potential law-suit in the making. So I took the time to refactor the code and fix the issue. The corresponding pull-request was flagged as scheduled back in December. Since then there have been numerous releases and the issue is still present. Not only do I ask myself why I should ever put in time and effort to fix their code again, but I also can't believe that they just chose to ignore the issue completely. Also mind that this is not just a small or non-profit open-source project. The responsible company behind the software is a stock corporation that claims to be the market leader in Germany.