Java variables be like: UsersXwifesDogHandlersFirstName

Awaiting "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO YOU MOTHERFUCKER" comment any moment

My reply: It had to be done.

That moment when someone tries to destroy your career but gitlab has your back 😘

Me: Gradle stop
Gradle:

You know what... you're right. I'll go get some fresh air

Seriously fuck Microsoft. I'm not one of those entitled brats but Microsoft can't do anything right. Not even a fucking web page. Seriously what the fucking fuck is this shit? I'm trying to download this fucking driver and every where I look links me to this fucking page. This is just beyond lazy

I'm desperately looking through the console hoping to find this (probably) shitty drivers download link. So damn annoying

I absolutely love the dev community but one thing I just can't stand is the snobbery that permeates it. I don't understand why some devs expect non devs to know or understand the intricacies of computer programming or even computers in general when it's really not their job to do so.

"Ahhhhh!! How DARE this non dev PEASANT ask me about hacking Facebook accounts!! Does he NOT understand the basics of DNS spoofing and social engineering!!1!!1! bahh"

Chrome to stop autoplaying content with sound starting 2018. I fucking love Google 😁

https://venturebeat.com/2017/09/...

I'll tell you later

One that doesn't involve clients

Is there a video tutorial on how to hack a bank?

Interesting line of work 🤔

Imagine a world where CTRL + Z didn't exist

Reminder: cache is evil

Sigh..... not again

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.ArrayIndexOutOfBoundsException: 26
at words.main(nightmare.java: 4)

This is some scary shit right here

Google's API docs are written by stupid idiots

When you get back from a vacation

Can't believe The Onion has a GitHub account 😂😂

fartscroll.js

Everyone farts. And now your web pages can too.

Learning Node.js, Express, React.js, ES6, and Mongo all at once. Haven't been this excited about programming since college. This stuff is incredible!

Best experience: reverse engineering a CMS site to build a mobile app for it

Worst experience: reverse engineering a CMS site to build a mobile app for it

This happens everyday

> Picks phone up to test changes to mobile app
> oh look I got a notification
> Scroll, Scroll, like, like, lol, lmao, that's gross, lol, haha
> 5 minutes goes by
> Puts phone down
> Goes back to computer
> What the fuck am I forgetting....

Holy shit! How come nobody told me I can long press an image on devRant to save it?!? I've been taking screenshot of images I like this whole time..

Programming has really taught me the art of anger suppression. You just can't be a coder and ill-tempered at the same time

When you realize you haven't compiled in hours

That feel you feel when you're way ahead of schedule

Days like these I wish computers weren't invented. Absolutely nothing works. How is that even possible? How can nothing work?? HOW???

When you've gotten too used to Jetbrains IDEs that you start pressing enter before finishing any word in Sublime and everyone looks at you like you're a retard when you type

Fuck Java haters.

That is all.