This made me laugh

She: I want to hear those three magical words.
Me: Um....Lorem Ipsum Dolor...?

We never met after that.

That's is a really sexy robot.

I heard VS Code is the cool editor now , so I decided to jump on the bandwagon

!dev

Damn, does it ever feel good to back in the gym.

Feels good to be taking care of the body as much as I usually do the mind.

Making fun of a skinny/fat person working out is like making fun of an uneducated man trying to learn

The first time I learnt about regex and used it. It was magical.

The bugs have learned to hide

Please don't tell me the mobile app is a priority when the whole IT infrastructure has been handled by fuckface interns who had not a single fuck to give about documentation or commenting their shitty code that strangely reminds me of a drunken Jenga game.

After over 1.5 month long recruitment and 4 stages (3 technical and one with HR) they finally said it was last stage and they will write to me with their decision soon. I really want to get this job. It would be great step in my career and I could learn so much more compared to the company I'm stuck in right now. Actually working with new and interesting technologies! Can you imagine?

Hold your fingers crossed for me guys.

Hey, i don't wanna start a war here, but.... what you guys use more: GitHub or bitbucket? and in which case should i use one or another?
Yes, i have tried google, but i wanna know what you think about those two.
Thanks

On my way to interview for new job, wish me luck.

As a Dev,
I hate writing Docs.

As a Dev,
I hate it when there's no Docs.

Vicious Cycle.

So this happened in my computer science class

Creepy guy trying to be cheesy (to this pretty girl): "you're like a ; to my code"
Girl: "we're studying python, bimbo"

(Whole class laughed)

When your GitHub repo gets a star

Q:What's more dangerous than no documentation ..

A:Wrong documentation ..

"So, how bad is the current code base?"

The joys of having NPM put all my dependencies sub-dependencies in my modules folder ☺️🔫

There's always that one bug you just can't replicate 😔

Shout out to @gustash for helping me get started with Android app development.

It feels great helping people get started with mobile dev 😀 sharing my passion

Anyone run into the HR app called taleo when applying for jobs? It is so bad. Apparently each company has a different database so you have to re-enter all of your employment info each time you apply for a job at a company that uses taleo. Unless desperate I don't apply for jobs that use taleo.

Obligated photo of my setup at work/home.

that awesome moment when you get back from holiday and resolve all the issue the team had while you were gone :)

Sometimes I read a rant on here, and I swear its a co-worker of mine that's written it since I've heard him make almost the exact same rant....

When your boss wants to use Mongo and Node because its trendy and popular.

The company i am working for, literally have a program named Form1...

When you start programming...

console.log("Hello World");

You ever look as someone and think "I could replace you with a script."?