Let's not take credit for something we didn’t do, ok?

Me: Overcommunicate…

Them: we don’t need that kind of detail. We all get it.

Me: Undercommunicate…

Them: why so quiet? Does he know what he is saying?

can’t fucking win 😡

My teammate seems to have a knack for CC’ing my boss when he thinks I broke something. Fuck you a-hole.

Former co-founder is harassing me and threatening me with lawsuits.

Get the f** off my face you fucking scammer.

#rant

“Highly versatile” means get two or three sets of eyes, arms to work.

In a few weeks, we’re going to launch our ICO with a working MVP. As the lead developer for this, I’m nervous as to how people will scrutinize my work.

Am I the only one here who thinks Go code is tedious and difficult to maintain? The language is easy to learn but to maintain it? #wtf

What is Kik anyway? Does it have any traction to compete with other messenger platform??

seniority perks: explain something technical, make it sound like its very easy to do and actually make devs think their dumb in the process.

moron.

you dont get to be impatient if you didnt explain it clearly in the first place.

idiot.

seniority.

i know hes the most knowledgable.. but i have more experience.. so i dont need to ask any questions cause all of the answer is in my experience..

perception is the reality - music to the ears of the credit grabbers.

solutions architect was questioned because a bug was found on her code... she said... "just ignore it". 6 years later and a lot of extensions and boilerplate additions, here i am.. fixing it.

backstabbers unite!

what a bunch of dbags.

i've been here 7 months and the only thing i learned so far is how be in a better position to win politically.

the previous team didnt bother to document, upgrade, improve or anything to at least ease out the support and development process.

i guess i cant blame them, the bureaucracy here is ridiculous. a simple and tiny out of the box stuff is questioned not entertained.

wtf.

TechBA: (adter solving a really simple sql change) *yeah right, we really need devs* (implies sarcasm).

A real issue occurs that needs deep dive code analysis.

TechBA: thats not really our responsibility. thats entirely to the developer.

wow.

here comes the most productive day of the week. the "pretend that everything is ok, always say good things and be pretencious as possible" business meeting.

me to dba: do you have any recommendations of sql or query improvements? dba: no, just let us know once you're done.

after sending them explain plans, new queries and asking for reviews with no response from them, i applied the changes in dev.

after applying changes.

dba: you should involve us in any development. we need to collaborate.

me: please check your emails over the past 3 weeks.

wtactualfuck.

i was tasked to coordinate an enterprise release. ran into some issues that my lead knows of. only problem is, she didnt bother to transition or shared it with me. worst: she gets mad after I called her mobile phone cause she doesnt want to be disturbed. she blames me for her and her husbands argument over a very crucial call.