Svg. Ever heard of it?

Crafting HTML email templates makes me want to commit genocide.

The devRant app just crashed after writing a 4000+ character rant on my fucking phone.

Fuck me.

Nostalgia level: ∞

Soooo.. Couldn't figure out why the db weren't working..

Our new intern dropped it..

Shouldn't a friend class be called a friends-with-benefits class, since it can touch their private members? 🤔🤔🤔

Working a new job be like...

"It's just a small change"
-Sales Guy

Uh, No it's not.

I... I can up vote a post? Without having at least X points? Psh, this place is way better than Stack Overflow.

So being a sole developer at the company, full stack, you know, basically 24/7 job because you are the only one that knows what's going on.

I love my job but now that I'm not working with a team I miss code reviews and bouncing ideas off.

So, is there like a community or something where a sole developer can get this? Maybe more privately than SO or reddit or whatever

StackOverflow is offline. Going home...

Websites that brag about how much coffee they drunk and share zany facts about their employees. "Sarah is a scorpio and enjoys the smell of wet grass."

Am I the only one who doesn't give a flying fuck?

Asked my co-worker if he had made a class to use for ftp connections.

He said he had.

This is what I found. FFS @michal78!

`git push origin master --force`

I ain't allowed to talk about it :( NDA and all.

Schrödinger's code:

Its both working and crashing until you run it.

waiting for your mate to check in his branch so your issue isn't blocked anymore

// FIXME
Never gets fixed.

No, you do not 'know Java'. If you really 'knew Java', you would never, ever make that claim.

That one person...

Day before publish

almost always the case here in India while freelancing 😢

This right here..😂

When the previous frontend developer has been using float: left; on every single element of the page.

When your boss says "more red" on a banner that's already "#ff0000".

When I drink and code at home I put "while drunk" at the end of a commit so I know which ones to look back over later. This system worked great for me until yesterday when I included that in a PR for a work repo.

Being a developer is like being a mechanic at a car manufacturer. Except that everybody else in the company is completely clueless about how a car actually works and the client doesn't have a license.

When your front-end slice is outsourced and almost everything is float:left;
#floatallthethings #youredoingitwrong

*In Demo*
That's great but you know what would be really cool? If you changed the functionally to something I never mentioned before

When you accidentally leave a console.log in your code that goes into production that says: "I'm fucking working!!!" and notice it a year later when fixing a bug.