Like half of my meetings, that could have been emails. Yesterday I was waiting for some person for 20 minutes and then, he only asked me about credentials for test environment. He sure had to schedule a meeting for that...

- It's a game, play it
- Come prepared
- It's better to say "not sure" or "don't know" than bullshit
- Don't write in the CV (or mention during the interview) things you don't want to be asked about
- Sound eager and enthusiastic about your profession because no one likes a downer
- the interview is a sales meeting, you are the goods, be sure to be a good salesman

What were you doing?

Fact=!rant

Gf: Hey look, YouTube shows a preview of the video on mouse hover
Me: pornhub did it first
Gf:what?
Me:wut?

Difference between C# and Javascript
Me: Hold my cup of tea.
C#: That's not a cup of tea.
Me: Hold my cup of tea, with two teaspoons of sugar in it.
C#: That's not a cup of tea with two tea spoons of sugar in it.
Me: Hold my cup of tea, with two teaspoons of sugar and milk in it.
C#: That is not a cup of tea, with two teaspoons of sugar and milk it.
...
Me: Hold my cup of tea.
Javascript: I'll hold your cup of coffee.

She: I like people who takes risks.
He : I develop in a prod server.
She: My place or you place? 😉

Re-titled for a better representation of the actual problem...

I recently downloaded a new piece of software, an it greeted me with this screen.

I don't know who was more confused, me or the program.

An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, tavern, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer, alcohol.

404, ++'s not found :(

There is no place like ~

Someone know where I can find some doc??

If this rant gets 4,294,967,296 likes, it might cause an integer overflow.

Long weekend here in Poland 🇵🇱. Decided to take the opportunity and learn something new - skateboarding.

What are you up to?

With what subject you shouldn't send job offers to software developers :
"A unique and exciting opportunity for a genuine GEEK!!"

You vs The guy she tells you not to worry about...

Telling someone you don't like the way they format their code is like... Telling them their girlfriend is ugly.

Vim, no needs for explanation

Always choose the right tool for the job.

Started learning django..
Backend! here I come..

If any programmer tells you that you are number 1 on his life, don't trust him.. most of us start counting from zero. haha

Just JavaScript things:
alert(typeof NaN); //alerts 'Number' alert(NaN === NaN); //evaluates false
What else would you expect?

My laptop stickers

If you ever get a problem with your Linux,
DO NOT EVER try out an answer on any random forum without reading all the comments/replies.
The problem spreads like a freaking wildfire and you will end up reinstalling Linux and losing data what wasn't backed up. (If by God's grace, you do a regular back up)

Just the way you are 😘

What deep learning really is?

When you said your Project Manager that you don't have experience with something: "ok, I will tell client that you can help them with that" :/

After over 1.5 month long recruitment and 4 stages (3 technical and one with HR) they finally said it was last stage and they will write to me with their decision soon. I really want to get this job. It would be great step in my career and I could learn so much more compared to the company I'm stuck in right now. Actually working with new and interesting technologies! Can you imagine?

Hold your fingers crossed for me guys.

I personally enjoy VB from time to time

get david() { /* ... */ }

My favourite DJ, david getter!