!rant but punny

get david() { /* ... */ }

My favourite DJ, david getter!

Oh god😢😂

😁😁 oh i got another idea

version 19 and version 20 had a fight.

21

Gedit? Gedit? Gedit?

I can't quit making jokes about exiting Vim.

what did the octocat spit out?

a tar ball

How is your relationship with your lead developer?

Today, mine used the bathroom stall next to me and we were talking and cracking jokes.

A friendship that was forged in tech, blood, tears and now shit

Because there are friends, and there are shitty friends(omg so punny)

*My friend was piling up her food in a bbq place*

Me: What are you doing?
Her: I'm trying to beat my old stacking record.
Me: Be careful not to get a stack overflow!

. . .I'll see myself out.

My girlfriend said that I say so many puns that I should write a book with all of them.

I said that I will call the book My Little Punny.

Ok it was kind of funny 😅😅
#Realprogrammerscountfromzer0

"Why are some features done very fast, and some very slowly?"
Well you see, I'm nothing more than a punny human. As such, there's a ton of stuff that I don't know. Even worse, human beings have this defect of rarely being 100% efficient, so my performance may vary a bit.
It may be hard to understand for a manager, as lizard people are quite a different species.

🎶"You args the IO Exception,
You args the IO Exception,
You args the IO Exception,
You args the IO Exception"🎶

-The Only exception by Paramore

While I sit here working, I find myself confronted by the fact that there is a little willie sitting on a pouf right behind me

Does devRant come in a liquid form? Because i consume it with my coffee every day...

Spent a bunch of time debugging an off-by-one error. At least I was only a bit off.

Just wanted to get on the bandwagon 😆

Is it the sarcasm that is built into devs that makes them so good at puns?

 my primary goals are:

Continue to learn and improve my developer skills.
Learn and be better at system analysis (through dealing with customers) and system designTo move towards a team lead position.
Learn project management
Learning about the company to find where I can make a contribution from a business perspective rather than just an IT perspective

Alright so when I take over the world in my dreams I will burn all non modifiable devices (so many new Samsung phones and every Mac product, though that is for separate reasons, etc) in a cleansing blaze. And possibly their owners because they are witches, but the church of Aquarius has yet to ratify an official position on witchcraft. Also we are fairly green so the cleansing fire is more symbolic than anything.

Anyway, QUICK. Someone give me a good name for my controlled purge/culling. Bonus points for dramatic sounding names that are secretly punny/funny (haha inside jokes in dark times). This definitely isn't for a novel that I don't want to give you any credit for.

Look what Google has to say about my Mac book

My last punny received nearly no love. I guess I

Fell out the loop?

Over the past week (Well... Nearly a week) I've made a presentation of myself of being a really punny guys, and people seemed to like it.

I guess I really /excelled/ at it?

What do hackers do on boat?