NullPointerException

Autocomplete in editors is like that annoying friend that keeps interrupt();ing every singletonInstance():le thing you try{}catch(Exception e)} to say, delay(1000);ing you COUNT(*)ntless of times.

So I was ill for the last week and now go through all the code I wrote...

Oh my God...

This must be a sign

A life without dual monitors is not a life worth living.

I think I should start mentioning my devrant id in my resume.

Just a thought, my points will prove that atleast I have good sense of humor :D

I feel like writing stuff down is like a HDD, too slow. I'd rather record my notes some other way, much faster...

new Developer();

How it feels holding the power button when the pc freezes

Not a rant, just a quick question. If I very little interest in studying algorithms, will I ever be allowed into a tech shop?

Use Vim. What could happen?...

Dev rant needs dark background with white text

Damn visual studio 15 crashing yet again !!

*guy* Starts to think of getting into ethical hacking. Downloads Kali and installs fuckload of apps. Doesn't want to get caught so spends first hour on setting up a VPN. Ends up leaving "white stains" on the laptop.

You might as well just kill yourself right now.

Safari : the new internet explorer! ❤️

I have a dirty minded task manager..

But it worked perfectly in QA and UAT... Then we go to staging

cuting edge ux

Going over his first iteration of his assigned project...

Me: "This looks awfully familiar..."

"Senior Developer": "Well, I took some inspiration from your apps"

Me: "No, you copied and pasted all of it, down to my breadcrumbs..."

Senior Developer: "No, I only made it LOOK like yours, I didn't copy any of your code..."

Really?! REALLY?!

Found a code comment that states, "//Don't remove. In for a reason." with no further explanation. Um, shouldn't all the code in this project be in for a reason?

What are these lines for?

Boss interviews an hot girl

Me:"well how was she ?"
Boss: " she doesn't even know loops"
Me: " I'll help her ! We can create many loops together "

css needs to go fuck itself with a rusty, serrated dildo

Silicon Valley rules!

The newest requirement we got is

"Give me the wow factor "

:/

reality

Clients that barely can turn on their computer that have opinions on how much complexity and time is involved developing X feature. I'm no rage-o-holic, but that is one of those rare things that make me want to stab someone in the face.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand ternary, those who don't and those who were expecting the binary joke ;)

How I feel every time...