I just started a new job where PHP and JavaScript are the primary languages. I came from a position as a firmware engineer where I coded in C/C++. I'm learning PHP as I go. I don't see why everyone hates on PHP. I find it extremely powerful. Especially when used in an object-oriented context.

You know whom I hate more than apple fanboys, "language" fanboys!
Yeah...that's a thin now.
(I'll post the whole story when I reach my room)

I think I need more human interaction .... Anyone want a drink ?

Maybe not the best place to ask... I'll go to a bar

I want to marry a girl who's programmer like me. Do any one has a programmer couple here ?
I think programmers can match best for eachother.
Your thoughts on that?

What I thought back end developing was before I got into programming

/*
Pickup line by a dev-

Hey girl,
I always thought `love` was a static class till you made an instance of it!

copied
*/

#workingfromhomeissues

Tomorrow is our half day long sprint planning meeting. I'm excited to be on mute and play with my new puppy all day.

I don't have a rubber ducky.

I have a dinosaur.

His name is Steven.

This is Epic...

If you put a UNIX shell to your ear, you can hear the C.

Use windows, they said...

"You programme computers, so you must be able to fix my computer"...

#stopthismadness

Sometimes I wish I can control life like CSS.

Example: traffic{ float: left}

Ironic.

Found a pretty cool company asking for job applications via POST request 😎

..almost incorrectly formatted my JSON 😅

When you realize your top rant only had 63 pts and the devrant shirt for your avatar is 4000 points

when your commit message is longer than the actual change

#UnpopularOpinion

PHP isn't inherently a bad language. Bad developers give PHP a bad name.

When boss said "I don't see what you really did" to backend developer.

(っ◕‿◕)っ

You ever look as someone and think "I could replace you with a script."?

And left the bar alone.

Any girls developers around here?

The new devRant sticker looks good on e laptop 😁

That moment you realize you just wasted $15,000 on Magento enterprise.

When you are trying to cut back on coffee but realize you picked the wrong career for that

Great guide 🙌🏼😅

I can't wait until I automate you.

Famous last words:

"But it worked in my local..."

Devlife