Old but gold. Which one should I use for my site? 😏

Do I even need to add Caption?

When a traffic light has a merge conflict.

Creepy..... WTF

I put an Easter egg into a product, that if you enter the string "final countdown" into the stock code search field, it plays a YouTube vid of Europe's "The Final Countdown", in a hidden div. It's an in-joke for a few people in the company.

A well meaning maintainer with no sense of humour or judgement takes over and goes on the warpath against any hardcoded strings. The secret code gets moved into a config file.

A third developer changes the deployment script so that it clears any configs that aren't explicitly set in the deployment settings.

So the secret code is now "".

Literally every PC in the stock buying department is now blaring out "The Final Countdown" at top volume.

...Except none of them have speakers, so it remains this way for over a year and two more changes of maintainer.

I just noticed this afternoon and quietly re-hardcoded the string. The buying dept.'s PCs will silently sing no more.

Debian is installing itself in Florida

😂😂😂😂😂

Most helpful error log ever...

My dad just heard about the Iphone7

He wants me to create an Iphone8 because I study things with computers and technology stuff.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hahahaja!

Found this on reddit today

Sometimes I get self conscious about saying it too often

Happily hiding the thinkpad logo.. devRant sticker became Terminator.

Writing some code on a flight

"ARE YOU HACKING?!?!"
"Ugh... Well yeah but not in the way you're thinking"
"Omg I'm getting a flight attendant"

Needless to say I'm still en route because the flight attendant realized that I'm not Mr Robot, nor do I have ZeroCool scribbled on my laptop anywhere.

Code as a first year student..

When trying to work with CSS

Please enter your phone number...

bar codes suicide

Nice face recognition

In light of the recent Yahoo credential leak...

hehehe

5 words horror story

Autocomplete in editors is like that annoying friend that keeps interrupt();ing every singletonInstance():le thing you try{}catch(Exception e)} to say, delay(1000);ing you COUNT(*)ntless of times.

#oopsecurity

This would be funny if it wasn't supposed to show the amount on my bank account.

My internet got cut for one night. I had supper with the family. They are actually nice people.

Just realized humans are 0 indexed. Our first year on earth we are 0 years old.

During some late coding I started wondering why on earth someone beamed a headlight through my window, until I realized it was the sun...

I got a lot of stuff done though
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It's depressing how true this is

Me: "Tech support, how can I help you?"
Them: " I'm not able to log into the website!"
Me: "Okay, what message is it showing when you try to log in?"
Them: "Sir, I am NOT a computer person so I don't know."
Me: "Do you know which web browser you're using?"
Them: "I don't know what that is!"
Me: "Okay, when you want to go on the internet, do you click on a blue E, or a mulicolored circle, or..."
Them: "SIR I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT I AM NOT A COMPUTER PERSON, YOU'RE REFUSING TO THELP ME SO I'M GOING TO HANG UP"

How it feels holding the power button when the pc freezes