Without words.

welcome to hogwarts

Creepy..... WTF

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Look who found a friend!

When a traffic light has a merge conflict.

A group of wolves is called a pack.

A group of crows is called a murder.

A group of developers is called a merge conflict.

Simple way of storing keys.

Best ice machine ever

Thats what i saw on a wall in New Delhi, India... Lol

Finally have the home office I've always wanted, with only a few more things left to do in order to consider it finished.

Power company loves me.

Wallet hates me.

Happens all the time.

Hopefully one day everyone will understand

What your file looks like when it has merge conflicts:

Add bugs to fix them later??

00:00: Yeah I'll change that now, it'll only take 5 minutes.

00:05: well that's done, better do this too though before I forget.

02:20: well that escalated quickly.. Better grab 3 hours sleep while I can.

04:00: Fuck.

If only more manager would think like this! Constant interruptions are poison to the performance of any dev team.

True courage. Now I remember why I don't normally use Apple products

Really devRant? Really? The blondie is the only one without anything in her mind?!

A little too sexist, isn't it?! Triggered!

P.S. please leave it this way!

When you forgot to remove this personal Toast in android code and publish the code to production
Next day around 100 people were confused what does this message means because it's written in English but not an English word.

BTW it means "It's closed" :)

I liked everything about the Pixel, so I went to the Google Store to pre-order it only to see the price :( I'll just stick to my LG G2 until it breaks I guess.

Sounds right

Well thank you, now i have a usseles monitor, or atleast it works..

Well, every office needs that picture :D

Suddenly the client adds a new feature, and he wants it now.

Client projects that never seem to end

!rant

Only took 5 days to arrive to the UK! Thanks a lot :)

Fuck u Google ! 749$ ? U must be fucking nuts ...😣

Right in the feels... 😂