Don't know if this has already been put up, but I got a good laugh from it

"warranty void if seal is broken"
Me: "seal isn't broken"

Dude! We have toilets on each floor. Why do you push shit on git?

I found a //TODO in our companies code that's there since early 2016.

The company was founded in early 2016.

Apparently my classmates are open source enthusiasts and know nothing about how to use git.

Perhaps not "best", but certainly most amusing, so what the heck!

Years ago as an intern, I applied to a large pharmaceutical company. On part of the application form, you had to enter the code of the department you were applying to.

What I *should have* put down was "IT", which is the department that houses all their devs. However, I didn't actually read any of what the codes meant, assumed that was the department for helping people with how to mail merge, and put down "COMPSCI" instead. This was computational sciences - loosely summarised as computational data analysis on various druggable molecules.

I do *not* have any sort of biology or chemistry background, so the interview was rather... interesting, and I muddled through on the basis of getting some more interview practice assuming it was a no go.

To my amazement, got a phone call saying that they'd been thinking they wanted someone more technical on the team, and despite my lack of scientific experience they thought I'd be a good fit. I was unsure as to whether I should accept for a while, but then decided to just go for it - and had a fantastic internship there, working on a great variety of stuff, and learning tons all under a supervisor who I'm still in touch with to this day.

tl;dr - Applied for the wrong job. Coincidentally got it anyway, and miraculously had a fantastic year working there.

I just hate when stuff like this happens...

Ranters this week

I am so glad that i learned at middleschool how to use excel😂

Too bad my inner social awkwardness would kick in and I wouldn't know what to say lol

Random guy : Well I'm not tracked on the internet, I use private tabs.
Me : Well, I'm not sleeping with your mom, I use condoms

The react documentation can be taken wildly out of context!

This is my motivation.

Frontend Dev: That's not possible in Frontend, we should do it in Backend.
Backend Dev: That's not possible in Backend, we should do it in Frontend.

-- CIVIL WAR --

Top 6 programming languages:
6) All
5) Languages
4) Serve
3) Some
2) Purpose
1) C++

Oh shit

Webcam enabled Skype meetings.

Anxiety++

Me: *clicks*

Android Studio:

Maths : 1
Google : 0

Me after 13 hours of coding yesterday...

I think it's time to stop and go to sleep....

Any silicon valley fans here? What do you think will happen to pied piper in the sixth season?

Fast forward to the future.

When you wanted to know deep learning immediately

The best privacy policy update meme

i'm just going to leave this here

Salute to the great minds ✋

Me: *Uses Spotify in India using VPN*
Friends:

Haha sounds about right

I'll start my own series on hacking.

BECOME A HACKER WITH 4 SIMPLE STEPS!!!!!1!

#1 Open cmd

#2 Enter hackermode
Type "color 0a"

#3 write a Hackerscript
Type "%0 | %0"
Step 3 is a bit risky and may fail. Reboot and repeat until you understand why it failed

#4 Realize that the internet is scary place and that you can't trust anyone.