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AboutSelf employed web designer/developer (!Turdpress) ...and bass player.
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Skillscss php html sleep bass jagerbombs.
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Try slamming your head repeatedly in a car door, it will detract from the pain in your back.
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@Hazarth But he’s stil a CUNT
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I really hate that cunt. He’s a true cunt through and through. His fucking tax funnelling foundation and fake care for humanity. CUNT!
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I guess I should give the answer.
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Angular used to be the German chancellor, nothing to do with javascript, and leave us alone.
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Do you regret being a total racist cunt?
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…or bore us to 😭
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@kanyewest I am appalled because I do not condone genocide. The solution to these issues is not extinction. You imbecile!
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@kanyewest You are condoning genocide based on race! (your last opinion paragraph).That is fucking racism! What I don’t understand is why people in here (apart from @tosensei ) are not fucking appalled as we are by this.
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With you on that. Adminer all the way!
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Great rant!🤣
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WTF! Fucking ignorant racist clown. Crawl back in your hole!
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@TheBeardedOne become a politician, they are full of shit.
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Nothing slows down development faster than using frameworks.
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… and then you die. Figure out your ‘raison d'être’ and you will have a happy and fulfilled life.
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Medication never fixes anything just masks a problem. Fix that first. Or don’t fix it and become president of the USA.
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@CoreFusionX Still not returningCNAME. tried this which supposedly returns everything but doesn’t
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The broken light bulb was the clients idea.
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I don’t get why you would come down hard on ‘men’ assuming that if you get your tits out for a living you don’t have much going on upstairs. It’s a pleasant surprise that you have, but an exception to the rule. These kinds of things are what create spaghetti code, as it’s not worth the hassle for the edge case.
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model/coding at some point we are all obsolete. Might still work but it looks like shit.
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Sounds like Bullshit to me. Total bullshit!
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it’s always been a sea of hate, I find it quite humorous none of this shit matters anyway, I would prefer pics of your food though, I’m allergic to cats.
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For backend web dev its PHP for me (76% of Websites 2023). But you will get a whole load of abuse on here for condoning PHP for some shitehouse reason. Stay clear of Wordpress, it’s for cunts.
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Altering some basic css parameters on a web page is not ‘advanced stuff’. Decide what it is you want to do, sounds like front end web dev sparks your interest? If so firstly you will need to master css, css controls the visual appearance of websites, fonts, colour, layout, and some interactive elements it also has variables and can perform calculations it is essential. If you want to design web pages then you need to understand design, that is a whole discipline in itself. This all hangs together with html so you will need to know that too. For animations interactions such as sliders and hamburgers, viewport shenanigans you will need client side scripting language (browser level) I still use jQuery ‘cos I’m an old fashioned wankr. You don’t need to bother with SCSS or LESS these days it’s just a layer of bollocks that is unnecessary with modern CSS.Others will probably steer you away from JQuery though as its pretty ancient.
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@Root ahh, like shitty parents.
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@Root That is the same for absolutely everything though isn’t it?
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It’s just another tool that can save you time, nothing wrong with that.
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@tosensei I am talking about every day life not date formats in relation to code you cunt.
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@black-kite I totally agree, it fucks me off because it’s often not used properly infact. almost never on here.
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I quit almost 5 yrs ago. It takes 18months to confidently say you are a non smoker. Each day you realise how shite it is and how pathetic it is to smoke. Keep it up the rewards are far greater than the pain you are going through right now.